Neatorama Update – June 2009

By Alex in Neatorama Exclusives on Jun 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Time sure flies when you’re having fun (or in my case, buried with work). I’d like to take a minute and give you a State of the Blog update.

Upcoming Queue Top Submitter – May 2009

When we launched the Neatorama Upcoming Queue, we promised to reward Top Submitters. As a token of my appreciation, the top 5 submitters of May 2009 will get a random cool ice tray from our online store:


Ice Invaders, Gin & Titonic, Bone Chillers, and Cool Jazz ice trays
See our complete selection here: Party Ice Trays

You still have a chance to be a Top Submitter for this month (and there’s always next month) – learn more about the Neatorama Upcoming Queue here: FAQ | Tips

Neatorama Facebook Fan Page Hits 1,000 Fans

Thanks to Neatoramanaut Becky, we have a Neatorama Facebook Fan Page – and recently we’ve just hit 1,000 fans! Thank you, guys!

Rogue Ads

It’s taken a lot of work behind the scenes, but I believe we’ve significantly improved the quality of ads on Neatorama – not only are the rogue ads gone, but so are the annoying yellow teeth ads! (Scuttlebutt of the ad industry is that those yellow teeth ads are actually the best performing ads in the history of Internet ads. That’s why you see them everywhere – they’re coming from practically every single ad network on the web. Banning them cost us a pretty penny, but I think we did the right thing).

Running a small blog costs next to nothing (I know, Neato was once very small) but running a large one is actually quite costly. Bandwidth and server costs for Neatorama run in the 5-digits annually and growing. So unfortunately, ads are a necessary evil. Perhaps one day the Neatoama Online Shop is large enough that its revenue could sustain the blog, but for the foreseeable future, ads are our best option.

Because we have to rely on ad providers, sometimes rogue ads slip through – I appreciate everybody’s continued help in spotting them. Please let me know if you see an inappropriate ad, banner that has a self-starting audio, etc., so we can track ‘em down and ban ‘em (my contact info is at the bottom of the blog).

As a final note, I’m trying to find a balance between maximizing ad revenue and minimizing the number of ads that appear on the blog. Many of you probably noticed ads moving/appearing/disappearing starting in the past couple of weeks.

Neatorama Widget

Neatoramanaut Ajan surprised me with an gift: Neatorama’s very own RSS feed widget for Macs. Now, I won’t pretend to understand the mechanics of how it was made (I don’t have a Mac and wouldn’t know the first thing about widgets) – but it looks very neat! If you want one, click here to download it: LinkThanks Ajan!

Note: a while ago, someone asks how to get in on the Mystery Sale and whether there is an email alert or something like that. Well, the answer is simple: visit Neatorama every day (or subscribe to our RSS feed) – the Mystery Sale is never announced beforehand and it only lasts for a short period of time, so you have to catch it when it’s going on (That’s part of the fun!)


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  1. Skipweasel
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    What’s a “yellow teeth advert”?

  2. Alex
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Count yourself lucky if you don’t know, Skipweasel!

  3. jdogg13
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Maybe he’ll trade me for my lame book about cats :(

  4. Skipweasel
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Alex – AdBlocker, innit. Never see ‘em.

  5. Frau
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    OH SNAP!

    I love that image of CP. WHEEEEEE!

    I think the most frustrating ads were the audio ones.

  6. Alex
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    @Frau – yes, I agree with you. Self-starting audio ads are horrible!

  7. Edward
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    The Widget is wonderful, but Safari 4 monitoring 16 websites, it might be superfluous.

  8. seekshelter
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    …self starting audio ads are fine by me…

  9. Miss Cellania
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    I LOVE that picture of CP!

  10. wendell
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    I was also fairly delighted with what I got from the Mystery Sale until I saw that Neatorama’s Favorite Artist may have plagiarized a bad pun from ME. It’s explained poorly on my blog at http://www.wendell.me/me-before-cats with a silly digression about The Who (and let me assure everyone that you did not send out 40-year-old Who albums, but I wouldn’t have minded if you did).

  11. SenorMysterioso
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    You nor Adam were the first to use Neil/Neal before Zod, sorry wendell

  12. Ajan
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    My pleasure!! :)

    Oh! Never knew that there was a Facebook page..

  13. Ali S.
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Hehehehe. Oh, CP. Your smile and your shirt makes a winning combination. :D

  14. CreamKreator
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 3:12 am

    Yeah. I got a stinkin squirrel underpants and an issue of mentalfloss and i know you got it free. yippee. i knew that participating overseas get you nothing and i blew 16 euros on which is like 23 dollars.. Not worth it.. Just to show that overseas your going to get ripped. Period. Exclamation mark!

  15. elizabeth
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    You are complaining about getting squirrel underpants? I paid good money for my pair of squirrel underpants, and feel they’re worth every penny.

  16. Tim Giachetti
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Boobies make everyone smile. Be it a pair, or one singularly challenged individual.

  17. Noelegy
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    My husband wants to know where CP got that shirt. For, you see, boobies make him smile, too.

  18. OddNumber
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    I find the stats on the upcoming queue to be rather interesting. I wonder what percentage of the total posts to the upcoming queue came from the top four and if most people who post only get 1/3 of their posts promoted.

  19. Alex
    Jun 21st, 2009 at 6:31 am

    @OddNumber – it’s the Pareto Principle in action.

    If you look at the Upcoming Queue, many casual submitters never take the time to format their submissions correctly – some just cut and paste their description (which is frowned upon) and others just write a one-sentence intro. This is a big difference between the UQ and digg or reddit: UQ subs are blog posts.

    Sometimes, editors will rescue such posts (and re-write them), but this is time-consuming for us.

    The top submitters of the UQ, like Marilyn Terrell, for instance, takes the time not only to submit properly formatted materials, but also to submit a lot of ‘em. This takes time and a lot of effort, so if the same people show up in the top 5 over and over again, that’s fine with me …

  20. AmyG
    Jun 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Bless you, bless you, BLESS YOU for banning the yellow teeth ads! They are disgusting and drive me crazy. Keep up the good work Neatorama, love your blog!

  21. Xinavera
    Jun 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Ads on Neatorama? What a curious notion. (Firefox+AdBlockPlus)


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