Comments on: Caption Monkey 60: Mmm, Dude … What ARE You Doing?

By: pakopako

pakopako — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:59:17 +0000

Hmm. It looks like “?????? ??????” won’t appear.

By: pakopako

pakopako — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:57:58 +0000

From the Old Person’s Home in Siberia, here is short viewings their presentation of popular American big-movie:

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By: pakopako

pakopako — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:59:01 +0000

“And now back to Dave on ESPN7…”

“Tragedy struck a Siberian nudist colony today…”

“…and this is why outdoor golf never made it big in Greenland.”

By: Aramax

Aramax — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:45:41 +0000

“Extreme noodling has claimed it’s first victim today. Experts agree that this kind of activity is not for the faint of heart.”

By: DOJ

DOJ — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:16:11 +0000

Fishing with axe and worm.

By: IJustSmileandNod

IJustSmileandNod — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:55:58 +0000

doctors are now documenting this new kind of “blue balls” disease

By: Gartser

Gartser — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:55:00 +0000

2 fifths of vodka, 700 rubles

Axe,500 rubles.

Attempting to find a tree to chop down while standing naked in a frozen pond after consuming the vodka? priceless.

By: IJustSmileandNod

IJustSmileandNod — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:07:24 +0000

Valentsin stopped drinking with the Skotchev twins, and sold his digital camera after his grand kids saw this picture of him on Facebook.

By: IJustSmileandNod

IJustSmileandNod — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:54:53 +0000

*muttering* this is the last time I ever bet on the red wings, or any team from Michigan!

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:35:51 +0000

“All I get for this is a monkey?”

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:35:16 +0000

“A couple more steps and I won’t care about anything anymore.”

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:34:41 +0000

“After this, I never want to hear the words ice and cocktails again.”

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:33:41 +0000

“If only Svetlana could see me now.”

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:33:20 +0000

“If they vote me off the island after this, there will be hell to pay.”

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:32:12 +0000

Valentsin Tolkachev learned later that the guys ate mushrooms for other reasons than nutrition.

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:29:32 +0000

Come on in. The water’s fine.

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:28:29 +0000

“It’s a Coen brothers movie,” they said. “You should audition. It will be fun.”

By: Brett Carter

Brett Carter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:27:12 +0000

“Just park right next to the sauna on the ice,” they said. “It’s perfectly safe,” they said. “Leave your clothes in the car,” they said. “When I find my car, I’m going to show them just how safe this ax is.”

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:23:12 +0000

After grandpa Valentsin was done with all the chopping, he realized a “little” something was missing… his clothes!

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:20:03 +0000

Ahh, so this is how slushy drinks are made.

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:12:19 +0000

*sings* “I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…”

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:10:45 +0000

“If you can think of a better way to get ice cubes, please tell me.”

By: Jaco Slabbert

Jaco Slabbert — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:29:47 +0000

“It’s getting even more difficult to get rid of dead hookers these days”

By: NeryO

NeryO — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:43:12 +0000

A quick way to turn an “outie” into an “innie”

By: Tui

Tui — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:38:24 +0000

Valentsin models a fur-lined censored box for an outdoors-wear winter catalogue. Available in small, and extra small.

By: JohnC

JohnC — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:11:08 +0000

A bet’s a bet, and Valentsin honored it. As he did so, he resolved to never again stop in for a pint at the Naked Lumberjack.

By: nick

nick — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:37:42 +0000

Here’s Johnny !!!

By: tammy

tammy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:11:59 +0000

ohhh you said ICE fishing….

By: Don Newbury

Don Newbury — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:08:50 +0000

Maaaa! Grandpa’s drunk again!

By: jm1656

jm1656 — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:36:47 +0000

Old man Golbal Warming is just gettin started.

By: Ambi

Ambi — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:29:05 +0000

Hey honey, it looks like old Mister Cutter pissed off his wife again!

By: menotyou

menotyou — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:22:12 +0000

Bob was mad when he didn’t realize people on the banks were just commenting on his giant axe-hole.

By: seeker153

seeker153 — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:14:57 +0000

Fishing the old fashion way.

This is how freezing your nuts off is done!!!

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:14:13 +0000

After four hours with an erection Mr. Tolkachev called his doctor as directed, he was not amused by the treatment plan.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:12:21 +0000

re: wash your eyes

It was a joke people, relax

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:33:31 +0000

Ice: your doing it wrong.

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:32:00 +0000

After joining a nudist colony and becoming the town fisherman, joe realised that fishing poles were not allowed.

By: Ben Pseudonym

Ben Pseudonym — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:30:55 +0000

Drew from toothpastefordinner.com has another webcomic, where he captions photos like this, and it just so happens that he used this photo back in March.
http://www.superpoop.com/032409/ron-paul-on-ice.jpg

His caption: “On Thursday, US Representative Ron Paul (R-TX) spent three hours in the nude, breaking the ice in a frozen lake with an axe. When asked about the brutal ice attack, Rep. Paul’s spokesman replied, “DON’T TREAD ON ME!” and hung up.”

By: a. schneider

a. schneider — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:22:12 +0000

he meant to clear the canal earlier but got a “little behind”

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:06:46 +0000

Die, zombie ice fish what done ate my clothes… DIE!!!

By: specialfxguy04

specialfxguy04 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:27:03 +0000

So much for Moses: Parting the seas, one axe and two butt cheeks at a time.

By: Bogey

Bogey — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:16:32 +0000

“Give him the axe. DON’T give him the axe! Ooooooooooooh.”

By: MariV

MariV — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:46:17 +0000

“Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It’s off to work I go!”

By: MariV

MariV — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:45:12 +0000

*chuckling to himself* “Hah! And the doctors said I’d never be the same after that brush with pneumonia last winter!”

By: MariV

MariV — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:43:22 +0000

*thinking to himself* “I better head back to the cabin, seems like it’s getting a bit chilly around here…”

By: MariV

MariV — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:41:56 +0000

*mumbles to himself* “Winter? Winter my a..!”

By: streetattack

streetattack — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:30:50 +0000

In some rare cases, Viagra side effects include the stripping of ones clothes and brandishing of ones ax in freezing water.

By: cdw

cdw — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:29:36 +0000

great, now I have two belly buttons

By: streetattack

streetattack — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:29:02 +0000

ok, right before the fish bites you get it with the ax. Trust me this is more effective then using bait.

By: adivz

adivz — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:24:05 +0000

“OOOOiiiilllll Cannnnnn! OOOOooiiilllll Cannnnnnn”, chattered the Skin Man, the first cousin of the Tin Man.