Caption Monkey 60: Mmm, Dude … What ARE You Doing?

You’re doing it wrong.

“No I’m not cold, it’s always that big.”

“Thank goodness for global warming!”

Now my wife tells me she dropped her wedding ring in the lake last summer.

Larry, president of the Nudist Club, still didn’t believe in buying ice from the store for his get togethers.

Not a caption entry, just like to say how sad it is that you feel the need to tell people to “wash your eyes” after looking at the image. Is the older body so distasteful? I am actually impressed with him and the strength in his body. What on earth would you say about the average 69 year old’s body?

In old age the men of Belarus have resorted to the cryogenic freezing of their erections for use in the warmer months.

Shrinkage? I’ll show you some shrinkage!

He has named his axe “Reply”, since it helps quiet those who make a “shrinkage” joke!

What ‘naked’? I’m wearing this ‘censored’ box.

“Where the HECK did the sun go this time!!?”

Die zombies DIE!!!

What an ice hole!

Global warming better hurries up, I am getting tired of the same thing every year…..

Use the right bait and they swim right up to ya. Whack!

The season’s first snow always reminds me of my childhood, of crazy Uncle Hank teaching me to swim like a man.

I shall save you my testicles!!!

And she told me not to come back till I found some wood.

How do you molest a polar bear?
Get naked, cut a hole in the ice and then pour a can of peas in the hole.
When the polar bear leans over to take a pea kick him in the ice hole!

Chief Axe-A-Lot performs an ancient Alaskan mating ritual to ensure a great fishing season.

Sure its cold, but look at the size of his chopper!

Ice. Axes. Gratuitous nudity. Mind bleach.
So disturbing you want to turn away, yet at the same time so confounding that you can’t.
(Heh. I doubt anyone can top CreamTrumpet’s “Ice Hole” remark.)

“Long distance phone call to your in-laws about going to their place for Christmas: $40. Buying tickets to your in-laws in Minsk: $600. Buying a shovel to bury your in-law’s clothes in the snow: $12. Replacing said shovel with an axe and watching them try to hack their clothes out: Priceless.”

“I’m telling you, I’m going after that fish that stole my underwear!”

“And here is how the caveman hunted in Ice-Age 3…”

“The Soviet Russian version of the ‘Axe-effect’.”

Test Icicle

bet that guys got Norwegian Wood

And here we have the latest results from Mr. Let’s Do Something Stupid Today.

“I’ll teach you to kick me in the ice hole!”

Sadly, This is how Bob earned the nickname “Ken Doll.”

“That’s the last time that b$%@& starches my underwear!”

“OOOOiiiilllll Cannnnnn! OOOOooiiilllll Cannnnnnn”, chattered the Skin Man, the first cousin of the Tin Man.

great, now I have two belly buttons

*mumbles to himself* “Winter? Winter my a..!”

*chuckling to himself* “Hah! And the doctors said I’d never be the same after that brush with pneumonia last winter!”

“Give him the axe. DON’T give him the axe! Ooooooooooooh.”

Die, zombie ice fish what done ate my clothes… DIE!!!

Drew from toothpastefordinner.com has another webcomic, where he captions photos like this, and it just so happens that he used this photo back in March.
http://www.superpoop.com/032409/ron-paul-on-ice.jpg

His caption: “On Thursday, US Representative Ron Paul (R-TX) spent three hours in the nude, breaking the ice in a frozen lake with an axe. When asked about the brutal ice attack, Rep. Paul’s spokesman replied, “DON’T TREAD ON ME!” and hung up.”

Ice: your doing it wrong.

After four hours with an erection Mr. Tolkachev called his doctor as directed, he was not amused by the treatment plan.

Bob was mad when he didn’t realize people on the banks were just commenting on his giant axe-hole.

Old man Golbal Warming is just gettin started.

ohhh you said ICE fishing….

A bet’s a bet, and Valentsin honored it. As he did so, he resolved to never again stop in for a pint at the Naked Lumberjack.

A quick way to turn an “outie” into an “innie”

“If you can think of a better way to get ice cubes, please tell me.”

Ahh, so this is how slushy drinks are made.

“Just park right next to the sauna on the ice,” they said. “It’s perfectly safe,” they said. “Leave your clothes in the car,” they said. “When I find my car, I’m going to show them just how safe this ax is.”

Come on in. The water’s fine.

“If they vote me off the island after this, there will be hell to pay.”

“After this, I never want to hear the words ice and cocktails again.”

“All I get for this is a monkey?”

Valentsin stopped drinking with the Skotchev twins, and sold his digital camera after his grand kids saw this picture of him on Facebook.

doctors are now documenting this new kind of “blue balls” disease

“Extreme noodling has claimed it’s first victim today. Experts agree that this kind of activity is not for the faint of heart.”

From the Old Person’s Home in Siberia, here is short viewings their presentation of popular American big-movie:

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