Comments on: 100 Funny One-Liners

By: mikekearn

mikekearn — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:15:53 +0000

@Vodx: Wait, you mean there was stuff before 1994? Then how come I don't remember any of it? And don't give me that, "Because you're only 20, you idiot!" stuff my mom always gives me. I'm tired of hearing it. (Just kidding. It bugs me, too. Learn history, people!)

By: Suzie | Roof Repairs

Suzie | Roof Repairs — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:32:48 +0000

There are some really good ones there!!!!

By: Vodx

Vodx — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:36:42 +0000

Over 90% of these are actually VAUDEVILLE ERA one-liners

One or two are from Broadway shows.

It always disappoints me when people think history started in 1994

By: DaveL

DaveL — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:16:42 +0000

Each one to be accompanied by this...

http://instantrimshot.com/

By: LisaL

LisaL — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:02:21 +0000

WTH... it's like the first few of them are 2-liners.... o_O

By: onecrazymomma

onecrazymomma — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:01:46 +0000

Pure awesomeness!

By: ILoveTheThirties

ILoveTheThirties — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:44:51 +0000

Good call, nope. Also: most of these one-liners are two-liners.

By: nope

nope — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:17:21 +0000

All or most of these were pulled from old standup routines, keychains, and bumper stickers. Bottom-rung humor. I was expecting better, but I guess it was free.

By: Mac-attack

Mac-attack — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:58:29 +0000

these are ridiculously funny. especially with a glass of wine in da belly.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:57:43 +0000

@Ben R

That's what she said!

By: Ben R

Ben R — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:54:50 +0000

I feel like at least some of these one-liners should be attributable to their original sources.