Comments on: Go Directly to Jail: 4 Brilliantly Bungled Crimes

By: marielynn

marielynn — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:12:26 +0000

well these have to be some of thee most ridiculous things i have ever heard...people are so fu**ck**ing dumb sometimes i mean seriously...its a friggin chulupaa! and the dumb dipthongs who tried to 'rob a police station' i mean seriously i see why the idiots who tried to rob the resturaunt got aressted...they were under the influence...this guy...was SOBER! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD CAME TO?

By: Pour Spellor

Pour Spellor — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:42:45 +0000

I see why I won't be a vegan. CHOCK full of veggies gives a vegan attitude and the need to pass judgement on others. Thanks Cathy!

By: WhollyRoamin'

WhollyRoamin' — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:30:02 +0000

I was a student at the University of Kansas then. The chalupa was just brand new and they were running those "drop the chalupa" ads where some guy couldn't do some kind of manual task because he was holding a chalupa the whole time. We always thought that Taco Bell should hire Reyford for their ads, showing a guy stuck in a drive-thru because he was holding a chalupa. BTW zav, the window title is a twist on the old line "When God shuts a door, he opens a window". It's a metaphysical "where there's a will, there's a way".

By: Morgan

Morgan — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:45 +0000

Maybe they wanted to be like Latarian Milton and his "hood rat" ways.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:56:34 +0000

@zav - verbatim from the article ...

By: LisaL

LisaL — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:30:13 +0000

Wow... I can't believe people would be stupid enough to try to rob a police station. WTF? I mean there are big letters right on the outside that says.. POLICE on it... WTH did they think that was? Just there for decoration?
Good god.... things like that make me lose faith in humanity.

By: zav

zav — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:07:31 +0000

WTF is up with "When God Closes a Window"? How does a god have anything to do with this?

By: Cathy

Cathy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:56:41 +0000

As for the Taco Bell chalupa....eating fast food (meat) and violence go hand in hand. Eating food that is chalk full if chemicals and cruelty effects a person mentally. That football player probably never eats anything healthy at all, so no wonder he is the way he is.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:31:43 +0000

to steal something, you need to be a lot. Like the whole neighbourhood!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNG5g7NBwlQ