Comments on: Comfort Wipe: Extension Arm to Wipe Your Behind

By: Yoinksers

Yoinksers — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:49:39 +0000

Have you seen the spoof that was made of this? Hilarious! http://tinyurl.com/ComfortableStick

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:01:31 +0000

I keep thinking, "It's as easy as using a shower brush! Heck, you may even mistake it for one!" Eeeewwwww...

By: MR

MR — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:13:09 +0000

Stop being so cruel, many little people need to use this.

By: free games for kids

free games for kids — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:35:10 +0000

I'd like this for Christmas.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:53:38 +0000

@ Sofar

Bravo on the Simpsons reference.

By: Foreigner1

Foreigner1 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:45:15 +0000

This is one in the "ThisisAMAzinJim!!!" category that the tv-addict avid couchpotatoes, elderly in need, the top-end obese and the handicapped will love to order...

By: Snappy Fish

Snappy Fish — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:23:06 +0000

This is a little gross to qualify as neat in my book. I like to think about poop less, rather than more, heh. So, this is my down-vote for Neatorama poop content. 'And stay down!

I get the three seashells, DaveL! I wish I didn't!

By: Sofar

Sofar — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:20:31 +0000

I warsh mahself with a raaag onna stick!

Still what are you gonna do if you've got two feet of arm and five feet of ass. Do you guys really dislike the morbidly obese that much?

By: Him

Him — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:49:17 +0000

DaveL: Dangit, you beat me to it.

By: DaveL

DaveL — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:26:50 +0000

Haha... she doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

By: Moon

Moon — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:32:24 +0000

If you are so fat you can't wipe your ass without and extension, you MIGHT need to go on a diet. /Wasn't there a Simpsons where Lisa was in an alternate universe and she was so fat she told her kids "Get the wipin' stick!"

By: gtron

gtron — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:39:01 +0000

this really came about due to rampant obesity

By: Arielle

Arielle — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:37:57 +0000

To everyone being so rude about people that are fat or people missing parts of their arms.
Many times little people use them or similar items

By: zvs

zvs — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:37:12 +0000

Do the people that "just don't want to touch messy toilet paper" realize they still have to handle the end that has been in their ass?

By: nxsus6

nxsus6 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:51:17 +0000

HAHA, why are they using a 30 year old woman to sell this thing....too funny.

By: Kalel

Kalel — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:50:33 +0000

That's really reaching.

By: Feh

Feh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:51:24 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXlF1t1ZyI

By: Geekazoid

Geekazoid — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:51:59 +0000

This would be perfect for sumo wrestlers.

By: Deej

Deej — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:51:29 +0000

Or they could just use wet toilet paper.

By: angstrom

angstrom — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:52:17 +0000

@BadBubby
Henry VIII's toilet attendant was called the “Groom of the Stool”.

Going to the toilet was still a social occasion back then, as with the ancient Romans. So the elite would all get together and discus policy in “The Great House of Easement” at Hampton palace !

By: canadien341

canadien341 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:09:20 +0000

what sort of advantages does a big guy really have? oh and number 5 it is called a bidet.

By: Sue Dunham

Sue Dunham — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:37:29 +0000

When I see someone with one of those ENORMOUS behinds, I wonder 'how do you wipe that'. Now I know.

By: hobbes3

hobbes3 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:32:01 +0000

In Japan the common toilets these days are the ones that squirts water precisely at your butt. Then it makes the whole butt wiping process a lot simplier.

Think about it; if you get mud on your hands, would it be easier to simply rub it with toilet paper or first wet your hands then wipe it with toilet paper?

By: BadBubby

BadBubby — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:49:23 +0000

Wow. I can't stop my girlfriend from doing it.

Ol` Henry 8 created the 'privy council' to do his wipen.

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:19:35 +0000

Like war-vets who have stepped on a mine, instead of a hook they screw on a sanitary paper extension arm and holder that extends their reach a full 18 inches while it follows the contours of their bodies and comfortably cleans. If they lost more then one limb then the more sanitary paper extension arm and holder that extends their reach a full 18 inches while it follows the contours of their bodies and comfortably cleanss they can screw on.

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:15:14 +0000

Its quite useful for people who are missing 18 inches of their arms.

By: Øyvind

Øyvind — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:31:36 +0000

No. I'm sorry, this just won't do.
This is no revolution in butt wiping. The paper is STILL THERE! At best, I'd call it a small step for people with short arms.
Now, if they invented a way that improved on the actual tissues, then color me interested.
I was always intrigued by the three sea shells in "Demolition Man"...