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For Sale: Saliva From Pretty Girls Taken When They Were Sleeping

By Alex in Everything Else on Jun 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm


We’ve seen many strange things for sale on eBay (our pal Urlesque blog even has a regular feature called Today in eBay about the strangest things sold on the popular auction site), but this one is really, really weird: drool.

The seller [of a China's equivalent of eBay] claimed the saliva was a ‘tonic’ and was asking the equivalent of £2 a small bottle, reports Hunan Online. Listings for the bottles included pictures of the 18-year-old girls the saliva was supposedly taken from. [...]

"The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product," he said.

The listings were pulled, and the seller didn’t even sell a bottle: Link


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  1. Gauldar
    Jun 12th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    I'll take my saliva from women fresh thank you very much.

  2. t tarrasque
    Jun 12th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    gross...
    gross

  3. Oomi
    Jun 12th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    HIV for sale

  4. anonymoussss
    Jun 12th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Sigh... once again we're proven that all women are are objects. and, being one, I feel terrible and wish i were born a guy. Im sick of how everything revolves around pretty girls, and how they are just there and pretty to satisfy men. The respect I have for gay people is intense. Would be easier if I was homosexual but I'm most certainly and unfortunately not.

    Sigh, dark comment for you guys. im sure lots of people can relate, at least when you're 20. maybe things change as you get older, but right now it just feels like a competition.

  5. Tempscire
    Jun 12th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Anon-- all this proves is that some guys think women are simply objects. Not all...an important distinction. In fact, it'd be rather sexist to presume all men were such disgusting slavering hornbags that there'd be tons of buyers for this.

    Sincerely,
    a fellow 20-something female

  6. lucky
    Jun 12th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    being another twenty something female...i personally think this is kinda funny...everyone has their specific kinks...it is life...embrace the strange ones

  7. Mouserz
    Jun 13th, 2009 at 5:46 am

    what the hell is wrong with these people?

  8. ted
    Jun 13th, 2009 at 6:31 am

    anonymoussss, please don't blame the Chinese for your gender confusion.

  9. Kalel
    Jun 13th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Neatorama brings you yet another comedy classic, the spit-take.

  10. Ali S.
    Jun 14th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    I'm beginning to think that Kalel is a user name for a professional comedian! :o

  11. marieissah
    Jun 15th, 2009 at 7:25 am

    What? Haha! Smell it first!;)

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