Caption Monkey 59: Yoda Hedgehog

By Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Pictures on Jun 9, 2009 at 7:55 am


More cute photos of the big-eared hedgehog at Izismile – via Rue The Day

Long it has been since we last had a Caption Monkey game (sorry Adam!) I promise to be better, and thanks to Adam’s generous offer, we have an excellent prize for today’s game.

The game is simple: caption this cute "yoda"-eared hedgehog and win a custom black and white Monkey drawing by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. Place your caption in the comment section – one caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many ones as you can think of.

So, in the immortal word of the Jedi master, may the Force be with you and good luck!

Update 6/10/09 – Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to Mor who won with this caption: “Why did I have to choose a personal trainer who wouldn’t put me down until I finished all 50 sit-ups?!”


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  1. alcoholly
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am

    That guy is huge

    First

  2. Jim Barrett
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

  3. Adiv
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Dis iz not the golfball you r looking for. Move along.

  4. prof
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    I Can Has Cheezburger?

  5. pookie666
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Size matters not, … Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?

  6. Brian
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    I may be cute and cuddly now, but wait till I grow up and then see if you will hold me like this. I think not!!

  7. Brook
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Whatchu talkinbout, Willis?

  8. Kate
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Just a little closer and I can chew that hang nail off my toe!

  9. hermitCrab
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    “Poke or no poke — there is not try!”

  10. Eric Knisley
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    “Honey, you shouldn’t have.”

  12. CheeseDuck
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    HAI GUYS

  13. CheeseDuck
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Human: “I can’t believe it.”

    Yoda Hedgehog: “That is why you FAIL.”

  14. Rishi Luchun
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    Do you really win a monkey?

  15. Benedetto
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Hi, Baby Sonic.

  16. Foreigner1
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:33 am

    …Anyway- So I said Prime Minister you should resign! But his only reply was don’t be such a tiny prick- now can you immagine?! The nerve! …Eh- got some milk by any chance…?

  17. Jared
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Where’s a Chaos Emerald when you need one?

  18. HuckPaletos
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    “Ok ok. My BALLS here are, Jedi. Satisfied are you?”

    … ^_^

  19. hellopike
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:45 am

    “So this is whats really inside a golf ball…. hmmm”

  20. dergreg
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    “Sure it LOOKED great, but it was absolutely the worst truffle I’ve ever had.”

  21. nate
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!

  22. Shelby
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    I iz teh lol hedgehogg

  23. Gemmill
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    There is something seriously wrong with this jawbreaker.

  24. sareh
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Super cute, is I. Herh herh herh.

  25. CreamTrumpet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    What?! Yeah, I’m cute. Get over it.

  26. CreamTrumpet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Who’s up for a game of Velcro ball?

  27. mor
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    “Why did I have to choose a personal trainer who wouldn’t put me down until I finished all 50 sit-ups?!”

  28. mor
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Hedgehog is the new diamond

  29. MadMolecule
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    “No, YOU look like Steve Buscemi!”

  30. freeenterprisechic cheryl mikela
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Baby gremlin! Don’t feed it after dark!

  31. Kalebarkab
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    I want to find good pop music. Help me please.

  32. Jeff M.
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    McDonald’s, in an effort to garner the cute and cuddly market, will release a new product. They can’t decide if they should be called McHedgenuggets or McHognuggets.

  33. ayayay
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Mi pene es un chorizo de amor.

  34. brabbit006
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Take a picture, it lasts longer,…oh, richt.

  35. Foreigner1
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    So anyway…, now you know how I got Head-Tech at the Large Hadron Collider facility in France. …One cup of milk before I go? And now PLÉÁSE put me down, will you…? I get backache like you hold me.

  36. brabbit006
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Please meat the new acu-puncture specialist.

  37. louk
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    I can has tweezrs?

  38. Christophe
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Roger, I am not a tennis ball.

  39. azlynch
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    The PETA Banquet had the most delicious Hedge Hog Hors D’ Oeuvres. Yummy!

  40. MariV
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    BEWARE: The Rabid Hedgehog!

  41. Ariana
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    (Like Yoda) Destroy you, I will.

  42. MariV
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    I get what you are saying, but I assure you… I really AM comfortable like this.

  43. MariV
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    The hairball that killed the cat…

  44. Derek Carlson
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Eggman is the path to the dark side. Eggman leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering through tired gameplay.

  45. CreamTrumpet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    I’m stuck. Little help?

  46. CreamTrumpet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    This is how I roll, baby.

  47. StuckeyJ
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Ah..Ah…AAAAACHUUUUUU!…. OMG!

  48. CreamTrumpet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Put me down and back away, big man. Don’t make me hurt you.

  49. dammitjanet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Look around your world, pretty baby
    Is it everything you hoped it’d be?
    The wrong guy holding you, holding me
    The right time to roll with me
    ROLL WITH ME, DAMMIT!!!

  50. dammitjanet
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Umm, I can hear you, you know.
    Who you callin’ a little prick?

  51. Dr.Love
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Named must my picture be before banish it you can.

  52. sandyra
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    I’m a force to be with you!

  53. Hugi
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    ugh. my back is killing me, do you know a good chiropractor?

  54. JB
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    (with a wave of the paws) You want to put me down now. Forget you ever saw me, you will.

  55. JB
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    And then, Sonic realized he shouldn’t have chased after that last ring…

  56. dragonmamma/naomi
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    That’s what I get for ordering a “Do-it-yourself” acupuncture kit over the internet.

  57. Guy
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    that’s right pal, that’s my junk, not my SMALL junk!

  58. ECA
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Im only 3 and 1/2 years old…

    ———————-

    OK, I’ll remember you…I WILL REMEMBER YOU…

    ———————–

    Hey, mannn, GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONEeee. I was sleeping, GO AWAY.

  59. Daniel Fisher
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Can you please help me put my socks on?

  60. Asil
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    “Duuuude I so need a mani- peti!”

  61. RxG
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    “Hedgehog-mon, I choose YOU!” :3

  62. Ansley
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    “See, if i squinch my back legs up lik dis, and flap my front ones does lik dis, oh and then curl my ears down like so…TA-DA…I looks like…uh, like, well its darn cute thats what it is!

  63. thisnerdiscool
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Your soul is mine!

  64. jillian_o
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    No, I said “‘allo”, but that’s close enough.

  66. laly
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Kiss me, and I will turn into a prince.. ;-p

  67. Horrible
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    I can’t decide if this kiwi is too organic or not organic enough.

  68. Gigi
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    If we hurry I can still make it to the Dumbo auditions.

  69. Carol Jones Brown
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    ” Dad? Mom said Billy Idol was on Tatooine recently. “

  70. Bat21
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    Would you please stop dipping me in talcum powder and slapping me against your face. I’m trying to sleep.

  71. TomS
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    On 17, I knew the 8-iron would be enough for a ball that had it’s own rough.

  72. Adiv
    Jun 9th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Putting me down, you will be.

  73. ECA
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 12:03 am

    ok,
    i GET IT…
    Lick my feet..

  74. milkythecow
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Jerry, is this really worth interrupting the meeting?

  75. Daikon Eklectik
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 2:15 am

    Use me for foosball and I will kill you.

  76. Foreigner1
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 2:22 am

    …And so that is how I became like this… Now get on with it and kiss me so that I can fit in my harness again and take revenge on that darn sorcerer with my big enchanted battle-axe!

  77. Brad
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 6:45 am

    There is no try to collect rings, only collect or collect not.

  78. Don Newbury
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Hedgehogs – Bringing snowball fights to a whole new level

  79. sirdooder
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    “I wonder how far I could throw this thing?”

  80. Zoo
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 8:16 am

    What an ass…I’m not a shrew,and your not taming Jack.

  81. pwscott
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Hey Buddy!! How about more pics of my hedge and less of the hog!!

  82. pwscott
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Hey Tiger, is this your Titleist?

  83. SydneyClaire
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Hey kids! Instead of hunting for eggs this Easter…

  84. notme
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    The original Popple

  85. Foreigner1
    Jun 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Okay- And now THROW me over the hedge so I can Save the Universe!!!!


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