Customized Squirrels

1. NicoNicoNico
   June 8th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

   "Each mount is different due to the time of year the squirrel is harvested."

   Um, what? Harvested? *shudder* Thanks for the image. I just imagined rows and rows of squirrels being plucked when they're ripe, like corn. Squirrel farms.

2. helimx
   June 8th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

   i asked once b4.. but didn't get the answer i was looking for...

   how, and where, do I sign up for the mystery sales??? I always see the mystery sale posts AFTER it's already over... help!!! lol thanx...

3. Christina
   June 8th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

   PETA, cover your eyes.

4. Woogie
   June 8th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

   I see the Janitor has branched out. I thought he gave all his away for Steven?

5. Brad
   June 8th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

   why are you promoting this crap? ANIMAL CRUELTY? keep it up and you'll lose more than 1 loyal visitor

6. e7c
   June 8th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

   I know this is a small detail, but the red beret (actually it is maroon) is for airborne soldiers, special forces wear green berets.

   airborne all the way!

7. thuglife
   June 8th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

   haha man i was gonna say the thing about the red beret. you got to it 1st. soon to be airborne just gotta finish ait

8. ted
   June 8th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

   It's a red beret because he was harvested at Christmas.

   It makes sense that he's airborne - maybe he was killed by the squirrel catapult.

9. pyroger101
   June 8th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

   wow...

10. pyroger101
    June 8th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    thats nutz!!! pardon the pun

11. Woogie
    June 8th, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    ted: Nah, obvious he's airborne. The Flying Squirrels.

    Brad: Seeya you overly delicate poofter.

12. Mouserz
    June 9th, 2009 at 6:55 am

    I'm going to participate as soon as I turn 18.

13. Frau
    June 9th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    @ helimx - The Mystery Sales are announced on the main blog page http://www.neatorama.com/ as a regular post. It is only for a few days. It is every once in a while.

    That would be an awesome mystery sale item!! That would definitely sort out the "whiners". If you dont want to possibly win a squirrel - dont order!

    @ Brad -
    Did you know that some people, hunt and eat squirrel? Animal cruelty?

    And in places like Britain, they allow for the killing of Grey squirrels, because they have become and "invasive species".

    And I know that squirrels are "hunted" because they are a pest to people with farms.

    Why not use the dead animal for something entertaining.

14. Thomas
    June 9th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    I approve. You could form an entire squirrel army.

15. Brad
    June 11th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    SERIOUSLY??? I can't leave a message with a differing opinion and not be called a name, WOOGIE? For some (mistaken) reason, I'd have thought NEATORAMA visitors were smarter and more mature. WOOGIE's proved me wrong. Thanks for opening my eyes.

16. Joeturner
    July 5th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    The Scarlet red beret is also worn/belongs to the men of Air Force Special Operations Command. They are the air to ground interface for small units like the Army Special Forces, or the Navy Seals, or any small unit deployed behind enemy lines. Combat Controllers...first there.

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