Comments on: The Crack Garden

By: r

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:35:58 +0000

Is this where I go for the five o’clock free crack giveaway? The name makes me think of the Dave Chappelle crack addict character Tyrone Biggs. I’m trying to figure out if CMG was kidding with the title and if the ASLA jury was aware of the joke.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:03:49 +0000

Makes me want to pave over my back yard and then break cracks into it

By: Larfin Jackarse

Larfin Jackarse — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:32:27 +0000

Concrete gardens were popular in Melbourne in the 60′s/70′s among certain ethnic groups. Saved mowing and weeding.

By: HersHers

HersHers — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:55:16 +0000

@Gail Pink

Maybe “The Cement Garden” would have been better:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cement_Garden

“In The Cement Garden, the father of four children dies. His death is followed by the death of the children’s mother. In order to avoid being taken into care, the children hide their mother’s death from the outside world by encasing her corpse in cement in their basement. Two of the siblings, a teenage boy and girl, enter into an incestuous relationship, while the younger son starts to experiment with transvestism.”

You just can’t win with this thing. Whichever way you go it conjures up images of drugs, incest and mayhem.

By: Kalel

Kalel — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:42:52 +0000

Now where can I find a crack hoe?

By: Lyken

Lyken — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:43:14 +0000

very interesting, I may try to doing sth in my yard.

By: ted

ted — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:28:58 +0000

The funny thing is they used a jackhammer to make those cracks. Exactly what LisaL said. What a waste of effort.

And I too, was thinking “I thought they made crack in a lab”.

By: chuck b.

chuck b. — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:29:26 +0000

***YES***!!!

By: LisaL

LisaL — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:36:48 +0000

Lol, glad I’m not the only one who thought buttcrack as well rofl.
It does look nice, but if they were just going to go through the trouble of making these cracks in the concrete, just do a little bit more work, and take out big slabs of it to expose the earth underneath.

By: seefish3

seefish3 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:11:07 +0000

@OddNumber

I thought butt-crack, too. It doesn’t help that there’s a guy bent over in one of the pix!

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:49:28 +0000

Interesting, Id never heard of doing the whole yard. Ive seen some slabs laid down for parking, basketball and other purposes, but never the entire yard. I like grass too much to consider paving over the yard, its like your own little personal oasis.

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:06:58 +0000

SenorMysterioso – very popular round here. When I was making the front garden nice around half the passers by who passed a comment said it’d be easier just to put slabs down.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:40:15 +0000

People have concrete slabs for backyards?

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:36:50 +0000

In Canada there is alot of this “green roof” campaigning happening too, getting things like tax breaks and compensation for converting the tops of buildings. I’m sure it will be a requirement of new buildings to have this feature which are of a specific size.

By: creesto

creesto — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:30:23 +0000

I also question how well the plants will do given that most of their foliage will be laying atop the hot, hot crete. Seems like less than ideal growing conditions especially for vegetables.

By: OddNumber

OddNumber — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:52:50 +0000

I like the concept, but the concrete isn’t going to hold up over time now that it has been intentionally damaged. I would have rather seen them haul the concrete out of there.

By: OddNumber

OddNumber — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:50:17 +0000

@ Gail Pink – There may be something very wrong with the way my head works because I didn’t picture a drug garden when I read the title. No, my mind envisioned a plumber with a flower sprouted up from the back of his pants.

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:52:23 +0000

Years ago my wife wanted to tidy up the front garden, but having been a flat-dweller all her life she didn’t know what was what. I told her to leave anything big and important looking but pull everything else up.

I came home from work to find a fine specimen each of dandelion and thistle amidst a barren waste.

She’s learned a lot since then and does most of the floral gardening now and a large part of the allotment.

By: Gail Pink

Gail Pink — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:30:11 +0000

Very cool and beautiful. Too bad the name “Crack Garden” instantly conjurs a mental image of drugs. Maybe “Concrete Garden” would have been a better name choice?