Comments on: Fish Coughs Up Gold Watch

By: Thorpe Park

Thorpe Park — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 09:31:12 +0000

It a great fish. To watch the fish in a water it is very enjoyable. People form India that is south indian who belongs to coastal area they like more fish in their daily food. They have habitaual to eat fish.

By: watch owner

watch owner — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:00:55 +0000

this fish is good at time keeping i suppose..

however.. if they claim the watch was inside the fish it would have been more beleiveable..from the story it appears as if the watch was inside the fish then somehow when the fish was in the cooler it vomitted the watch!!

publicity stunt nothing more

By: peter p

peter p — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:08:40 +0000

must have been a timex , still ticking

By: peter p

peter p — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:05:33 +0000

Sounds like a fish story, to me and ive heard a lots of them.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:28:05 +0000

You fool, if you only catch the slow fish, Cid will die and Celes will try to kill herself.

By: Willaim

Willaim — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:02:41 +0000

That is the reason we are man so we can beat it to death and the eat it. Best of all get a nice watch out of the deal. Bill

By: Justin Time

Justin Time — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:12:37 +0000

Nicholas Dollak you one funny dude…carps nowhere…lol

By: funny people

funny people — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:57:10 +0000

“So then this guy comes out of nowhere, beats me senseless with a stick, sticks me in a freezer, and steals my watch. And of course the carps are nowhere to be seen…”

Dont forget, he will send a picture to the newspaper bragging what he did to a fish then you, MR. OVER-REACTER

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:04:13 +0000

I think a few people here are flabbergasted at the abuse and murdering of “sea kittens”.

By: Staxeon

Staxeon — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:04:08 +0000

Beyond the “ethics” of what he did, is that even a fish that’s in season? I mean, does he have a fishing licence, or is “beating with a stick” a legal method of landing a fish?

By: Nicholas Dollak

Nicholas Dollak — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:30:21 +0000

So then this guy comes out of nowhere, beats me senseless with a stick, sticks me in a freezer, and steals my watch. And of course the carps are nowhere to be seen…

By: Blacknimbus

Blacknimbus — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:39:09 +0000

It was a tasty fish. He caught it and put it in the cooler to eat later. I’m not sure what has everyone in an uproar. Swallowing a hook and having your guts ripped out isn’t a lot worse that being beaten with a stick.

Actually it is…but I doubt the reaction would have been the same if he had used a fishing pole.

By: hana'pa

hana'pa — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:08:27 +0000

“so his first instinct when seeing a fish swimming awkwardly is to beat it to death? how compassionate.

his intentions was to catch and cook the fish. Nunue fish are good to eat. he had no pole,spear,or net so he stunned it with a whack. Whats the difference from spearing it to death? farking idiots.

By: Woogie

Woogie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:31:41 +0000

Dammit, my hasty hitting of ESC didn’t stop my last word typo going through. Damn.

By: Woogie

Woogie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:31:19 +0000

Alex: I have never fished, but if I did I would be throwing any critters I catch back. Not killing them.

But really, this guy is a freak. I see an injured creature I think “I must help somehow” not “I must beat to death with a piece of wood”.

By: Woogie

Woogie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:31:13 +0000

Alex: I have never fished, but if I did I would be throwing any critters I catch back. Not killing them.

But really, this guy is a freak. I see an injured creature I think “I must help somehow” not “I must beat to death with a piece of word”.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:08:40 +0000

Gauld wins the pun fight

By: Alex H.

Alex H. — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:58:34 +0000

Leaving aside the beating with a stick issue (and do the folks above think that hooking it in the mouth then letting it suffocate on a boat–i.e. fishing–is somehow kinder), my first impulse on seeing a fish swimming in a strange way would be “This is not a fish I want to eat.” So, why put a diseased fish in your cooler, exactly?

By: Christophe

Christophe — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:53:00 +0000

LOL Gauldar!!!!!

By: twookie

twookie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:52:12 +0000

Talks a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’…the watch that is…the fish, not so much.

By: don't

don't — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:40:18 +0000

Echoing the choir. What a bizarre reaction to an awkwardly swimming fish. Beat it to death and put it in a cooler? Why the beatdown? And why stash a fish that looked ill anyway? I wouldn’t want to eat it.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:37:01 +0000

I wonder how good that fished tasted when cooked concidering it was tenderized and seasoned with thyme.

By: Kalel

Kalel — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:27:23 +0000

Maybe I’m carping about fish on a grand scale here, but that watch is suspicious on its face.

By: Loomis

Loomis — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:21:26 +0000

I’d like to think that he tried at first to catch it with his bare hands but the fish and time kept slipping away.
Or “Talk about beating the clock.”

By: christine

christine — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:47:57 +0000

That is definitely a fish story. There is no way that fish could have swallowed such a big watch. It looks like somebody attached the watch to the fish.

By: nearprairie

nearprairie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:45:45 +0000

I wonder what Carish would cough up if he was beaten with a stick.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:38:08 +0000

I’m waiting to hear the next story about this guy when he beats a crab with a bamboo pole after it pinchs him on the toe, just to find the face of Jesus printed on the shell.

By: Simon Says

Simon Says — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:35:07 +0000

That was my watch! I lost it a while back while fishing in that area.

May I have it back, please?

By: Mr. Bigglesworth

Mr. Bigglesworth — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:13:47 +0000

Wow, you have to wonder how the watch was lost in the first place?

By: Natalie S

Natalie S — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:55:18 +0000

Sounds like it’s from the plot of “Big Fish.”

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:47:49 +0000

I came on here to comment on the fish beating thing but see that you all beat me to it.. HAH, beat me to it, get it? What an odd compulsion to have.

… “Mr. Carish has been boating since the death of his wife. Hher friends saw her walking with a small limp, and was mysteriously found dead the next day of unknown injuries caused by a bamboo pole. The autopsy found a gold chain in her mouth that was coughed up upon death.”

By: pyroger101

pyroger101 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:18:47 +0000

he beat it till it went limp… sounds like this guy had trouble beating up a sick fish…

wonder is it a sneaky advertisement for the watch manufacturer!

By: ted

ted — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:15:11 +0000

Not the best way to gain your 15 minutes of fame.

Wrong ocean for Air France memorabilia to be washing up.

By: DP

DP — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:53:25 +0000

I remember one time when I saw a stray cat in my yard walking a little oddly. I beat it with a bat, but didn’t find a watch.

By: oezicomix

oezicomix — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:35:16 +0000

that photo looks suspiciously like a 1980′s ad, doesn’t it?

By: trvllr

trvllr — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:33:09 +0000

I also wanted to write a comment about his fish-beating-impulse, but I am glad to see I’m not the only one who found this very odd.

By: jess

jess — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:16:05 +0000

I feel like I should really avoid this man if I were on crutches for fear he’d beat be to death with them

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:34:45 +0000

I gotta start taking off my watch before I go noodlin’

By: LisaL

LisaL — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:18:45 +0000

Rofl…. that really is a weird decision.

“Hey look! That fish is swimming weird! Lemme just pick up this stick and beat it to death!” o_O

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:56:37 +0000

Let this be a lesson to you guys. If you ever see an animal moving funny, beat it to death with a stick.

Words to live by

By: Woogie

Woogie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:47:38 +0000

“He grabbed a bamboo pole and beat the fish until it went limp.”

I hope somebody does the same to that guy! Preferably in a dark alley.

By: Vonskippy

Vonskippy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:28:54 +0000

Sounds fishy.

By: me

me — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:16:24 +0000

You know, if I saw a fish swimming around awkwardly, my first inclination would not be to beat it with a stick. I really find that a strange impulse.

By: Helen & pit bull Sharky

Helen & pit bull Sharky — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:02:24 +0000

WOW!
It is sure GOOD LUCK!!

By: moovingcow4u

moovingcow4u — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:38:16 +0000

so his first instinct when seeing a fish swimming awkwardly is to beat it to death? how compassionate.