McNuggitini: The McDonald’s Chicken McNugget Martini

By Alex in Food & Drink on Jun 2, 2009 at 7:12 am


Photo: Leah

McDonald’s food is often the butt of jokes, but those days are gone if foodie Georgia Hardstark of The State That I Am In blog and her friend Alie Ward of Curiology have their way.

You see, they’ve concocted that could surely be called as the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert, the McNuggitini:

Recipe by Alie and Georgia

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients:

2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

Details at This Recording blog: Link – via Didn’t You Hear?


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  1. gtron
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 7:17 am

    disgustingorama

  2. seefish3
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 7:58 am

    You girls forgot a step:

    Then, projectile vomit for fifteen minutes, or until stomach is empty.

  3. seefish3
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:02 am

    Alex, what the heck is your moderation trigger set to anyway?

    People drop the f-word like a bad habit in these comments, but the above gets flagged? I don’t get it…

  4. Scooter
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:20 am

    My first thought was “Bleh.” Then I read the recipe and was 100% sure my first reaction was right.

  5. Gauldar
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:25 am

    More like the Trailerparktini.

  6. SweetMonkeyCreek
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:33 am

    I just threw up all over my keyboard.

  7. Edward
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Anyone else remember the Morkarita? Tequila blended with bologna and mustard around the rim?

  8. kevin r
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 am

    I just threw up all over SweetMonkeyCreek’s keyboard, too.

  9. mishelley
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 am

    How much pot does one have to smoke for this to be; a.) a good idea
    b.) something you would want to eat/drink?

  10. Anon
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 am

    If I was hypothetically confronted with drinking either cow/goat blood or this, I would go with the cow/goat blood.

  11. Johnny Cat
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Anyone who lovingly refers to that crap as “McNuggs” is probably a disgusting, unhealthy person. Barf.

  12. Skipweasel
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 am

    seefish3 – on a related note, I occasionally get paused for moderation for no discernable reason.
    Alex – if only to save yourself time in the future it may be a good idea to drop commenters a note to explain what it was that caused the filter to throw a wobbly so we can try to avoid it in future.
    Assuming the filter tells you, of course.

  15. beckster
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    This doesn’t sound that bad.

  16. Christina
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I like the sound of that…but I’ve also been known to dip a fry in a frosty.

  17. Alex
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    @seefish3 – moderation is triggered by excessive links or presence of certain keywords. The keywords can be quite unusual (and not the thing that you thought would incur moderation) – this is because it has been used in the past in spam attempts, so we keep an eye on ‘em.

    We used to moderate for, shall we say, salty language, but that turned out to be too big of a task without a dedicated moderator.

  18. seefish3
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Thanks Alex. Just curious which combination of girl, vomit , and fifteen, was offensive, but I wasn’t even thinking of spam filtering!

  19. seefish3
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Ha, ha !! Made ya look!

  20. dutchboy
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    We were drinking these last night.

  21. dutchboy
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Anyone else having problems?
    I’m having a problem lately backing out of the comments.

  22. artbot
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I just barfed all over my keyboard – which unfortunately had an adorable kitten sitting on it.

  23. vonskippy
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Gross or not, you have to admire girls who will put practically anything in their mouths.

  24. Mitch
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    I’d rather have some free range chicken roasted with some garlic and rosemary under the skin, and then a martini made with a good tasting gin.

  25. BC
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Got to admit, if I ate meat, I’d be all over this. It’s like a Happy Meal in a glass.

  26. Oomi
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    More like an unhappy meal.

  27. free games for kids
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    Don’t give McDonald’s any more ideas!

  28. Cory O'Brien
    Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    It’s definitely gross, but you’ve got to give them points for trying! Plus, except for the BBQ sauce and ‘McNugg’ on the rim, a vodka infused chocolate shake doesn’t sound that bad…

  29. Feh
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Hi, kids. Can you say “chain restaurants are striving to regain the public eye virally”? I can.

  30. Alex
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 3:38 am

    @seefish3 – yeah, most of the filtering is actually done to combat spam, rather than censor comments for being inappropriate.

    To illustrate the point, if a spammer uses “girls” in the comment and hit the blog with hundreds of comments, then the engine will filter out everything with “girls” and put them in moderation until we get tired of having to clear valid comments with the word “girls” in it and manually clean the filtered keyword. By then, the spam blast would’ve been over.

    Mind you, we have Akismet that filters out 99% of the spammy comments already. You’re caught by the blog’s secondary filter.

  31. Miss Curly
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 9:05 am

    Just…..no.

  32. ted
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Wow, this got 31 comments?

  33. DaveL
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    If you want the martini to be a little salty and earthy… just add olive juice for a “dirty” martini.


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