Would-Be Gangster Shot Off Own Manhood

By Alex in Crime & Law, Weapons & War on May 23, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Here’s a lesson for all you tough guys: don’t stick a gun in your pants to impress friends, lest you shoot off your manhood!

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

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  1. Kalel
    May 23rd, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Half-cocked, indeed.

  2. Skipweasel
    May 23rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    That’s one for the Darwin awards, assuming he doesn’t regain the use.

  3. Vonskippy
    May 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Preemptive Darwinism – Yeah!

    Another Uni town tough guy poser fails to impress the ladies (now and FOREVER).

  4. Thomas
    May 23rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    If only this happened more often.

  5. seefish3
    May 23rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    “police found a hole in his statement”

    Is that what the kids call it these days?

  6. Fog Media
    May 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    When keepin’ it real goes wrong.

  7. Rubbrrrd
    May 24th, 2009 at 4:12 am

    Wow, my home town finally made it to this blog.

    Saarbrooklyn (as we sometimes call it mockingly) represent!

    Wait, what…

  8. Mouserz
    May 24th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Stupid people shouldn’t have guns.

  9. hah
    May 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Well, at least this idiot can’t spawn future idiots.
    @9 Unfortunately, most people who own guns are stupid.

  10. seefish3
    May 25th, 2009 at 7:10 am

    @ hah

    Take that back, or eat lead !

  11. Gambit
    May 25th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    I think you meant “crotch” in line seven.

    Good job, buddy.

  12. GQ
    May 26th, 2009 at 7:42 am

    Good. Hope it hurt. Gun-toting idiot.


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