Comments on: One Sentence Commencement Speeches

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:12:45 +0000

The one thing certain about life is this: it goes on.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:29:20 +0000

never give up, never give up, never give up

By: Lauch

Lauch — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:12:00 +0000

If it can, it will!

By: runsmd

runsmd — Tue, 19 May 2009 06:20:52 +0000

"If you have come to help me you are wasting your time, but if you have come because your liberation is bound up with mine then let us work together."
-Aboriginal Activist Group, Queensland 1970

By: Lola

Lola — Tue, 19 May 2009 05:19:47 +0000

Depend on no one and make sure you can depend on yourself.

By: Birdie2u

Birdie2u — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:34:55 +0000

Always try to live east of where you work.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:15:35 +0000

In the morning, when you wake up naked and watch yourself in the mirror, and you see that you have 4 testicules, stop boasting on your masculinity : you're being *****d.

*hum*

By: cmjIII

cmjIII — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:53:54 +0000

Never give up.

By: Bassastingur

Bassastingur — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:55:33 +0000

He who hesitates, masturbates!

By: mutterhals

mutterhals — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:22:28 +0000

Duck!

By: Ferd Berfel

Ferd Berfel — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:48:35 +0000

"Life's a bitch; then you die!"

By: Jae

Jae — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:41:43 +0000

-Being one of the few non-graduates at a company full of graduates, I've realized that does not matter as you truly get what you give.

By: pjg

pjg — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:02:43 +0000

-It gets better.

-For some, it's best to just take the money you would have put on tuition and spend it on erasers.

By: Mike J.

Mike J. — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:42:03 +0000

"It’s better to be pissed-off than pissed-on." - I love this line. I've seen his works on his Post Secret blog, it's all great stuff right there. Here's my one liner by the way... "Life is like a box of chocolate, it's delicious!"

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:12:48 +0000

My mother warned me of "Fast women and loose cars".

Though I'm sure she meant it the other way round, in my cash-strapped state it made perfect sense.

By: Shelby

Shelby — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:53:56 +0000

As Connie Payton said at my husband's commencement: "Go."

By: ht

ht — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:16:23 +0000

You can do it!!!

By: Ben B.

Ben B. — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:06:50 +0000

US-centric, sorry:

"The government is out of control, and you need to fix that."

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 18 May 2009 03:58:50 +0000

In a hundred years, none of this will matter.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:47:46 +0000

Good luck with your loans

By: josie

josie — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:47:05 +0000

Never pet a burning dog..

By: aumana

aumana — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:26:33 +0000

If you like someone, ask them for a date;
say goodbye if they make you less than you were;
a similar principle applies for nearly everything - ideas, jobs, friends, food and intoxicants

By: graphicbat

graphicbat — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:42:10 +0000

Wear sunscreen.

By: Greyseeker

Greyseeker — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:40:00 +0000

"Git while the Gittin's good."

By: seefish3

seefish3 — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:21:14 +0000

You should have saved your money instead.

By: Mytake

Mytake — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:20:53 +0000

Work hard.

By: ted

ted — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:38:13 +0000

Always wear underwear.

By: Paul in South Louisiana

Paul in South Louisiana — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:30:44 +0000

Don't forget to play every now and then.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:22:53 +0000

"Education is an admirable thing but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." -Oscar Wilde