One Sentence Commencement Speeches

1. Alisha
   May 17th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

   "Education is an admirable thing but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." -Oscar Wilde

2. Paul in South Louisiana
   May 17th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

   Don't forget to play every now and then.

3. ted
   May 17th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

   Always wear underwear.

4. Mytake
   May 17th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

   Work hard.

5. seefish3
   May 17th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

   You should have saved your money instead.

6. Greyseeker
   May 17th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

   "Git while the Gittin's good."

7. graphicbat
   May 17th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

   Wear sunscreen.

8. aumana
   May 17th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

   If you like someone, ask them for a date;
   say goodbye if they make you less than you were;
   a similar principle applies for nearly everything - ideas, jobs, friends, food and intoxicants

9. josie
   May 17th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

   Never pet a burning dog..

10. SenorMysterioso
    May 17th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Good luck with your loans

11. Joe
    May 17th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    In a hundred years, none of this will matter.

12. Ben B.
    May 17th, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    US-centric, sorry:

    "The government is out of control, and you need to fix that."

13. ht
    May 17th, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    You can do it!!!

14. Shelby
    May 18th, 2009 at 12:53 am

    As Connie Payton said at my husband's commencement: "Go."

15. Skipweasel
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:12 am

    My mother warned me of "Fast women and loose cars".

    Though I'm sure she meant it the other way round, in my cash-strapped state it made perfect sense.

16. Mike J.
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:42 am

    "It’s better to be pissed-off than pissed-on." - I love this line. I've seen his works on his Post Secret blog, it's all great stuff right there. Here's my one liner by the way...

    "Life is like a box of chocolate, it's delicious!"

17. pjg
    May 18th, 2009 at 4:02 am

    -It gets better.

    -For some, it's best to just take the money you would have put on tuition and spend it on erasers.

18. Jae
    May 18th, 2009 at 7:41 am

    -Being one of the few non-graduates at a company full of graduates, I've realized that does not matter as you truly get what you give.

19. Ferd Berfel
    May 18th, 2009 at 9:48 am

    "Life's a bitch; then you die!"

20. mutterhals
    May 18th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Duck!

21. Bassastingur
    May 18th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    He who hesitates, masturbates!

22. cmjIII
    May 18th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Never give up.

23. Christophe
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    In the morning, when you wake up naked and watch yourself in the mirror, and you see that you have 4 testicules, stop boasting on your masculinity : you're being *****d.

    *hum*

24. Birdie2u
    May 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Always try to live east of where you work.

25. Lola
    May 19th, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Depend on no one and make sure you can depend on yourself.

26. runsmd
    May 19th, 2009 at 1:20 am

    "If you have come to help me you are wasting your time, but if you have come because your liberation is bound up with mine then let us work together."
    -Aboriginal Activist Group, Queensland 1970

27. Lauch
    May 19th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    If it can, it will!

28. Marcus
    May 19th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    never give up, never give up, never give up

29. Ashley
    May 19th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    The one thing certain about life is this: it goes on.

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