Comments on: A Heavenly Message in Fried Salami

By: masud

masud — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:33:04 +0000

It could also be read as DOG

By: Stephie Jay

Stephie Jay — Sat, 23 May 2009 09:56:43 +0000

I found a cheeto that looked like jesus
Cheeto+Jesus= Cheetus
which sounds like ‘cheat us’
which is what televangelist
do with the brainwashed and their money

Akira you kind of messed up that ‘Family Guy’ joke

By: Akira

Akira — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:19:23 +0000

I once had a bowl of cheerios just like any other day, and when i looked at the cheerios on my spoon, they spelled out “OOOO”

By: Skippy

Skippy — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:04:53 +0000

I really don’t care what the sausage says, I wouldn’t feed it to my dogs. It looks acsolutely disgusting.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:07:31 +0000

Tempscire wrote:

“I remember a story a while back about a Muslim woman slicing an eggplant and thought the seeds spelled out “Allah” in Arabic script.”

Did she fry it? I mean, most religious figures seem to only truly manifest representations of themselves in fried food.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:01:51 +0000

@Renoir

No, but you are doing your part by consuming the host of our one an only goo!

By: Renoir

Renoir — Tue, 19 May 2009 14:59:54 +0000

An image of the flying spaghetti monster (FSM) appeared in my dinner one night. I was having meatballs and pasta.

Does that count?

By: seefish3

seefish3 — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:19:05 +0000

@ Tempscire

Thanks, I’d never heard any non-arabic font stories.

@ Christophe

I miss Brosnan. Craig just don’t cut it.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:22:09 +0000

006 is Janus now.

By: Emperor Tomato Catsup

Emperor Tomato Catsup — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:49:15 +0000

I wish that more people would become familiar with the concept of Pareidolia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradolia

By: Tempscire

Tempscire — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:34:15 +0000

seefish3, I remember a story a while back about a Muslim woman slicing an eggplant and thought the seeds spelled out “Allah” in Arabic script.

I wish I would get god-food. Then I could either sell it to some devout person for tidy profit, or maybe be a douchebag who calls a news crew to show it off and then unexpectedly eat it halfway through. :p

By: chrome

chrome — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:30:34 +0000

god or worms?? hard to say..

By: Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:50:45 +0000

These people need to bone up on their bible. God refers to himself as “I am who am” or “Yaweh”/”Jehova” depending on the translation.

“God” is pretty generic. Would one of us identify our name as being “human”?

Of course, its equally plausible that it isn’t God, but a demon trying to trick them into looking stupid.

By: BikerRay

BikerRay — Mon, 18 May 2009 10:14:43 +0000

If religions are based on faith, why are the nuts always seeking proof? Don’t think I’d be too impressed with a God that had to resort to such cheap tricks to prove his existance. (Now, appearing on toast, THAT’S impressive!)

By: Foreigner1

Foreigner1 — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:52:30 +0000

If salami or any meat burns that way, it definitely is a sign- That it is high time for her to finally seriously start cleaning that frying pan…

Otherwise- Trying to gain fame and cash with such kind of religion-appealing parlor-tricks is as old as religion itself…

By: marcusbacus

marcusbacus — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:40:12 +0000

God is goo.

By: Bat21

Bat21 — Mon, 18 May 2009 03:45:25 +0000

Does this mean salami is kosher?

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:29:25 +0000

How cool would it be if the last letter was a “D,” they all thought. Unfortunately, all were dissappointed when they found that it was just another “O” and the salami spelled out “GOO.”

By: Mr. Liberal

Mr. Liberal — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:46:40 +0000

I saw GOO in the sausage as well. Hope they were tasty!

By: Mr. Biggelsworth

Mr. Biggelsworth — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:45:16 +0000

I saw the Virgin Mary in my pancakes a few years ago. They were delicious.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:03:06 +0000

@ AndiB.

I think you meant sacralicious.

By: Sleestak

Sleestak — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:29:49 +0000

6-0-0?

By: Paleoguy

Paleoguy — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:08:20 +0000

I pray to Goo daily.

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:23:49 +0000

GOO!

By: AndiB.

AndiB. — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:03:18 +0000

Who fries salami anyway? It’s a sacrilege!

By: mrsmojorisin

mrsmojorisin — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:38:14 +0000

Having fried salami before, I can assure you it does not fry with those rings in the middle. Most likely she fried it with onion rings and the onion rings left those circular marks. It’s not hard for an onion ring to look like an O, a D, or a G (if it’s broken).

By: EthicalBob

EthicalBob — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:26:52 +0000

Hmm… Dark veins which appear in meat when cooked. yum. This must be the work of the infamous FSM!

By: Moon

Moon — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:12:42 +0000

It looks like “600″ to me – celebrating Sammy Sosa’s 600th home run!!!

Sammy was a bit of a hot dog, too! It’s all coming together!!

By: DOJ

DOJ — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:44:35 +0000

maybe I don’t cook enough salami
what is causing the dark “letters” in the first place?

By: seefish3

seefish3 — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:30:38 +0000

Does this happen to people who speak other languages? I mean, is there a Cantonese National Enquirer that shows pix of characters that spell weird stuff in their food ? Just curious…

By: automatic

automatic — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:22:26 +0000

This just proves that Goo lives inside of us all.

By: medussa

medussa — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:03:06 +0000

These people are absolutely clueless. Obviously, the salami was a secret message from DOG.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:00:21 +0000

I say GOO, too.

By: Emperor Tomato Catsup

Emperor Tomato Catsup — Sun, 17 May 2009 18:41:10 +0000

Looks more like “Goo” to me.

By: Spiderbite

Spiderbite — Sun, 17 May 2009 18:10:00 +0000

One time my family cooked a bowl of spaghetti and after we were done the sauce bowl had trails of sauce that spelled out a 3 letter word. It said…: ‘S E X’ clear as day.