Comments on: Man Bobbitized in Car Accident

By: ted

ted — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:36:38 +0000

Oh, and you needed a pun?

I found this story hard to swallow.

By: ted

ted — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:35:54 +0000

I don’t know if it’s the same for everyone else, but there’s the ad on this page for the Neatorama store with a woman swallowing something from a cup. It looks so apt.

By: Jett

Jett — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:31:29 +0000

Garped!!

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Thu, 07 May 2009 22:07:30 +0000

I’m just impressed so many of ya’all know Garp. I was certain many would be perplexed by “Bobbitized.”

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:41:16 +0000

Gnyahhhh…. nononono…. Just. No.

Also, remember kids, roadhead is very dangerous in stop-and-go traffic. Keep it to the interstate.

By: Kalel

Kalel — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:16:45 +0000

She made short work of him.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:27:08 +0000

Oh, the pain…the pain of it all…or lack thereof!

By: Jaregorn

Jaregorn — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:30:14 +0000

Pleez…this one is as old as dirt!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.asp

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:11:48 +0000

I was about to post ‘Garped but not Bobbited’, but wynper beat me

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:52:22 +0000

Congratulations, Alex, you’ve managed to post this story without saying exactly what happened. I tried to do that yesterday, but my head exploded.

By: wynper

wynper — Wed, 06 May 2009 08:48:27 +0000

The link should reference The World According to Garp…and not Bobbit.

In Garp the husband and kids glide down the driveway in neutral and rear end the car with his wife and much younger lover inside with a similar result.

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:13:51 +0000

cocktail weenie.

By: quinnnchick

quinnnchick — Wed, 06 May 2009 06:28:00 +0000

More like Michael Miltonized.

awesome pic to go with the story

By: TronStuck

TronStuck — Wed, 06 May 2009 06:27:18 +0000

Ouchies.