Man Bobbitized in Car Accident

Posted by Alex in Car & Vehicle, Crime & Law, Medicine on May 6, 2009 at 12:40 am


Sin Chew Daily (coincidence? I. Don’t. Think. So) and China Press reported a bizarre car accident that led to a man being Bobbitized in Singapore:

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work. To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful. The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said. The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

Link – via Arbroath


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14 comments to "Man Bobbitized in Car Accident"

  1. TronStuck
    May 6th, 2009 at 1:27 am

    Ouchies.

  2. quinnnchick
    May 6th, 2009 at 1:28 am

    More like Michael Miltonized. ;)

    awesome pic to go with the story

  3. Mouserz
    May 6th, 2009 at 2:13 am

    cocktail weenie.

  4. wynper
    May 6th, 2009 at 3:48 am

    The link should reference The World According to Garp...and not Bobbit.

    In Garp the husband and kids glide down the driveway in neutral and rear end the car with his wife and much younger lover inside with a similar result.

  5. Miss Cellania
    May 6th, 2009 at 4:52 am

    Congratulations, Alex, you've managed to post this story without saying exactly what happened. I tried to do that yesterday, but my head exploded.

  6. Christophe
    May 6th, 2009 at 6:11 am

    I was about to post 'Garped but not Bobbited', but wynper beat me ;)

  7. Jaregorn
    May 6th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Pleez...this one is as old as dirt!

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.asp

  8. Ali S.
    May 6th, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Oh, the pain...the pain of it all...or lack thereof! :o

  9. Kalel
    May 6th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    She made short work of him.

  10. Thomas
    May 6th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Gnyahhhh.... nononono.... Just. No.

    Also, remember kids, roadhead is very dangerous in stop-and-go traffic. Keep it to the interstate.

  11. Johnny Cat
    May 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I'm just impressed so many of ya'all know Garp. I was certain many would be perplexed by "Bobbitized."

  12. Jett
    May 8th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Garped!!

  13. ted
    May 8th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    I don't know if it's the same for everyone else, but there's the ad on this page for the Neatorama store with a woman swallowing something from a cup. It looks so apt.

  14. ted
    May 8th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Oh, and you needed a pun?

    I found this story hard to swallow.


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