Tired of getting burglarized regularly, a bakery in Split, Croatia, decided to solicit the protection of a certain Hollywood action star. At least in spirit:
The posh bakery shop in Split, Croatia, had often been broken until they put up the poster of the karate champ with a sign saying: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month. "People seem to respect him," said a sales assistant.
http://www.croatiantimes.com/index.php?id=3713 (Photo: Europics.at)
Best Chuck Norris Fact in the comment about this post gets a Free Neatorama T-shirt. Ready, Set, Chuckify!
Update 5/13/09 - Congratulations to chrome who won with this bakery-themed Chuck Norris Fact: the bakers briefly switched the bear claws with "chuck norris claws" how ever the lack of survivors ran down business.
Chuck Norris does not knead, he pummels.
or perhaps
Even unleavened bread rises in the presence of Chuck Norris.
("Borrowed" from my brother.)
Chuck Norris an anti-science religious extremist who thinks that your children should be taught his religion in school, and that the government should legislate morality under the guiding hand of the church.
(Kev: that would explain his "anti-science" stance ;) )
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris never pays taxes. He simply sends a picture of himself to the IRS of him crouching in an attack stance.
-When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
-Under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, only another fist.
-Chuck Norris actually died twenty five years ago, it's just that Death hasn't had the courage to tell him.
-Chuck Norris once had a wet dream in the cab of a semi truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Later,
Chrome...
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesnt really push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris can go to a burger king and ask for a big mac and actually receive one.
Chuck Norris sat behind Jesus in third Grade
Chuck Norris can make a plane explode by just pointing at it and say bang
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
...thus Neatorama can only post "mentions" of Chuck Norris.
(Sorry, didn't realize that others had used the facts I had.)
Chuck Norris doesn't wait for Holidays, they wait for him.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he molested his own uncle.
---Leading hand sanitizers kill 99% of germs and bacteria, Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the f*@% he wants.
I've got one even worse than that.
Chuck Norris likes his women like he likes his whiskey -- 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I know it doesn't play into the whole "chuck is a god" kind of image, but its still pretty wrong.
-Similar to a Russian nesting dolls, if you were to break open Chuck Norris, you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only angrier.
-Before going on stage, Chuck Norris breaks somebody else's leg for good luck.
-The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. NEVER slap Chuck Norris.
-He can grate Parmesan cheese with his beard.
http://www.hrt.hr/index.php?id=137&tx_ttnews[tt_news]=83367&tx_ttnews[backPid]=136&cHash=82a5d0bb0c
Bakery owner says that in 6 years there were no burglaries, but that they put up Chuck's poster only after someone asked him how come he never had any problems with crime for 6 years since the bakery was opened.