What Is It? Game 97

Wall paper tool.

This is a Bissel Wampner, for realligning the plimsol marks on military cargo ships. Incorrect plimsol marks led to leeward warpage, especially on the Great Lakes of America and the western Caspian Sea. Originally the task of alignment went to the newest or least popular member, but with the implementation of The Maritime Safety Act off 1963, the alignment is performed by a trained monkey, or for ships flagged by the British Isles, a welshman.

Paint squirter / roller.

apparatus for use in electrotherapeutics.

This is the prior art I need to finally break the design patent Nestle holds on (ice cream) Push Up Pops.

Children of the world rejoice! Inexpensive mess-free ice cream awaits you this summer!

Ha ha, just kidding. I’ll piddle my life’s savings away in court for another decade and die penniless clutching a naked Barbie doll in an alley in Levittown, New York.

A hanging scale (you know, like…for weighing fish)

(Also known as the Electreat Mechanical Heart)

Its used to make soil plugs to start seedlings.

Pastry tool

It’s clearly one leg to old-fashioned bed frame. Before the technology existed for springs embedded in mattresses, they used spring-loaded legs on the frames.

This one is, of course, the Deluxe model which can be rolled away from the wall when using the latest space age dust sucking machine (pre-Hoover).

This object is a roller to paint the fingers in a central police when the police will take fingerprints.I have seen many years ago, lol

An early style ink press roller?

Holy crap…the web image of an electreat apparatus does indeed look almost exactly like the device pictured above!

bug/ddt sprayer

An envelope sealer, with maybe a stamp dispenser inside?

This is an electrical device that takes d-batteries. You move the metal switch down to turn it on. It produces a an electrical charge when both your hands touch. (it’s used for therapy stimulation of electrical connections)

It is part of a door closure mechanism, goes under the name of dictator.

Well it might be.

This is a manual bomb deployment system. When your army doesn’t have enough planes to bomb a city, you deploy your troops, each soldier carrying one of this things, to the target city. Once your troops arrive at the target location, they throw them as if they were throwing a hammer (olympic kind, not regular hammer, that would be just ridiculous) towards the roof of the target building.

Not pictured: see the little hole between the handle and the bomb? That’s where the safety pin goes.

Or it’s a futuristic pirate leg!

Insecticide spraying device.

@41… Ahem (post

:p

It’s a turn of the century quack medical device currently used in BDSM play to deliver electrical shocks from your fingertips.