My First Dictionary

Posted by Miss Cellania in Blog & Internet, Funny on April 17, 2009 at 10:51 am



Librarian Ross Horsley has a blog in which he enters words for children to learn. However, letting your children see these definitions may destroy their childhood. Link -via b3ta


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9 comments to "My First Dictionary"

  1. Gauldar
    April 17th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Heh, I can't view the link until I get off work. Websense is declared it as "tasteless". Reading these won't destroy a childhood, maybe it's good that kids gain insight on the conditions that others have to grow up in.

  2. Johnny Cat
    April 17th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Really Gauldar? After work, check the link and read about how Tommy wears a mask as he rapes Kitty. Insightful! :P

  3. Mouserz
    April 17th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    ahaha these are brilliant, in a dark and twisted way.

  4. Gauldar
    April 17th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Johnny,

    Like I said, I can't read the site yet. What about: Scotty got 'hit' by a car. The driver swore he had no idea what 'hit' his car. Very insightful indeed.

  5. Michael Brownlee
    April 17th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Ross is a bloke. Not a lass. FYI :)

  6. Miss Cellania
    April 17th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Oh, my bad! I'll fix that.

  7. ted
    April 17th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Consider yourself lucky, Gauldar.
    Lucky is what your momma gets while standing on the streetcorner.

  8. Gauldar
    April 20th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    @Ted

    No worrys Ted, I have now seen the light!

  9. Sean D. Freuduh
    April 20th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    This reminds me of one of the indispensible books of my childhood: Shel Siverstein's "A-B-Zs". Twisted and wonderful.


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