The Sewing Machine Hoax

By Alex in Everything Else on Apr 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Tailors watch out! There’s a weird yet popular hoax going on in Saudi Arabia that set people rushing out to buy old-fashioned sewing machines for up to $50,000:

The Singer sewing machines are said to contain traces of red mercury, a substance that may not exist. But it is widely thought that it can be used to find treasure, ward off evil spirits or even make nuclear bombs.

It is believed that tiny amounts can sell for millions of dollars, the Saudi Gazette reported. The paper said that trade in the sewing machines was brisk across the country.

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Now, if we can only convince them that Neatoramabot T-shirt contains the even-more-exotic purple mercury, then we’ll be set for life!


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  1. Skipweasel
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    A fool and his gold are soon parted.

  2. vonskippy
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Who can ever get enough of purple mercury?

  3. DOJ
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Purple Mercury?
    sweet band name

  4. ptek
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    These people are so confused!

    Red mercury makes you all uninhibited and callous and dishonorable. Black mercury can split you into two separate personas.

    Really watch out for green mercury–it can kill you.

    Not sure what purple mercury does.

  5. Sunny@theLibrary
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Hey, I have one of these. Can anyone get me in touch with a Saudi? I mean, it’s an heirloom and all left personally to me by my great-grandmother, but for $50,000…

  6. azuth caulfield
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    here in turkey we have a similar hoax. but they say grundig televisions that was built in 1977 have red mercury.. and other things are same..

  7. ted
    Apr 15th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    What about the bones of Freddie Mercury?

  8. wackyvorlon
    Apr 16th, 2009 at 12:21 am

    The only mercury compound I can think of that is red, is mercuric oxide. I’m fairly certain there isn’t any in Singer sewing machines, either.

  9. Edward
    Apr 16th, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Ah, the quest for Red Mercury. I haven’t heard about this in 15 years. Back then, a friend told me that he could make me a lot of money if I could make it. I told him that his backers needed to get me $100,000 to set up the laboratory.

    Hey, have you heard the one about using Silly Putty to make plastic explosives?

  10. dacian
    Apr 16th, 2009 at 5:32 am

    There’s also a “popular” Singer sewing machine scam in Romania. It’s been going on for some years now, here’s how it goes:
    First, you see an ad posted somewhere that says that a foreign (most of the times German) businessman is buying Singer sewing machines at very high prices. As these machines are quite common, many people call in feeling lucky that they could sell theirs for thousand euros. When they call, the scammer tells them that these machines are only valuable in pairs, based on serial numbers. When the mark gives the serial number of their machine, the con man remembers that he did find somewhere a machine that matches that serial number, but the owner won’t sell, so he invites the mark to visit the other owner and try to convince him of selling his machine too. The other owner is of course connected to the con man and eventually gives in and accepts to sell his machine to the mark for a huge sum. The mark then has the “pair” of sewing machines and wants to sell them to the con man, which naturally is nowhere to be found.

  11. GQ
    Apr 21st, 2009 at 5:38 am

    I’m heading to Saudi Arabia.

    Got me a bridge to sell…

  12. brother Sewing Machine
    Jan 26th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    I haven’t heard about this in 10 years. Back then, a friend told me that he could make me a lot of money if I could make it.

  13. Pfaff sewing machines
    Feb 10th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Yes this should have been setup for April 1st..!


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