Man Swallows Scissors

By Miss Cellania in Everything Else on Apr 2, 2009 at 9:21 am

How does a grown man accidentally swallow a pair of scissors?

Lin Kong had borrowed a four-inch-long pair of nail scissors to use instead of a toothpick to clean his teeth after a meal.

But as one of his friends told a joke, the 27-year-old laughed and swallowed the clippers.

As he tried to cough up the scissors, the points, which were facing upwards, dug deeper into his throat, causing serious damage.

Surgeons in Putian, China used local anaesthetic and surgically removed the scissors. Link -via Unique Daily


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  1. Kalel
    Apr 2nd, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Obviously a gag.

  2. tracy
    Apr 2nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Okay – this one has to be urban legend. When I read it, in order for the points to be facing up, wouldn’t he have to have been trying to pick his teeth with the handle end?

  3. Gail Pink
    Apr 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    A cautionary tale at the very least.

  4. Johnny Cat
    Apr 2nd, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    tracy-
    not if he was trying from the back, with the implement in his mouth. Dang, he missed a Darwin nomination by a whisker.

  5. Kathy
    Apr 2nd, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    I’m sorry, I don’t feel bad for people like that!

  6. waleed
    Apr 3rd, 2009 at 2:29 am

    only a retard would do such an act!


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