The Boston Latin School, a private prep school, issued a press release in the hopes of quashing rumors that the school is infested with vampires:

"The headmaster believes that the outrageous rumors had reached a point where she had to say something to families to ensure that all students felt safe and respected," said Chris Horan, School Department spokesman.

In my experience, when an authority figure denies that there is a problem, the problem has become much, much worse than feared.

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