Comments on: Beheaded Teen Witch Gets Proper Funeral…700 Years Later

By: Monster Girl

Monster Girl — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:06:50 +0000

idk, this sounds like that vampire they found not long ago. sad for the girl tho. it would be awesome if she came back to get her revenge. it would show all those ppl right!!

By: Video Game Dork

Video Game Dork — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:06:16 +0000

This was the rejected original series finale of that Sabrina show.

By: Evilbeagle

Evilbeagle — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:54:16 +0000

To be fair, ted, while I would have to agree that they are making a big deal out of this find in order to further their own interests, the form of burial does suggest that this woman was scarin’ the bejesus out of someone.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:08:07 +0000

Maybe we’ll see if there’s any newt left in me in 2012. I doubt it, though.

By: ted

ted — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:44:40 +0000

I dunno, JohnnyCat. Are you sure there’s not a little newt still left in you?

They named her Holly after the bush they found her under? Good thing they didn’t find her under some St John’s Wort.

To assume she was a witch is just fanciful guesswork. Seems like they’re using her body to further their own interests – like Gordon Wagner’s rant.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:19:55 +0000

Gordon:

“Well, I got better.”

By: Evilbeagle

Evilbeagle — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:57:40 +0000

Gordon… you are assuming that only women were killed for being “witches” or “heretics” I would say it is a horrid crime against a human being.

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:09:48 +0000

Perhaps she just had a very serious shaving accident?

By: Gordon Wagner

Gordon Wagner — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:10:50 +0000

This was a horrid crime against a woman — did she REALLY turn you into a newt, or would she not submit to whatever male will determined that she was a witch and had to DIE for being a witch?

She was probably normal and did not want to submit to whatever misery the powers at that time had in mind for her.

A witch. A crime against women is more like it.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:18:53 +0000

“She turned me into a newt!”

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:23:04 +0000

I say we clone her so she can have her vengeance.

By: Evilbeagle

Evilbeagle — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:03:45 +0000

I think she would have been better off on display. But then, I am a huge archaeology buff.

By: D Bozko

D Bozko — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:55:46 +0000

So 700 year old English skeletal remains get a proper burial but 700 year old third world skeletal remains go on display at the British Museum?

By: Polx

Polx — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:34:19 +0000

this was all part of her diabolical plan.