Mysterious Celebrity Tattoos

By Miss Cellania in Body Modifications on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:50 pm


It’s bad enough when someone gets a celebrity tattoo, but it’s even worse when no one can figure out who it’s supposed to be! Take your best guess at a dozen mysterious tattoos at City Rag. Link -via Gorilla Mask


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  1. Scuppy
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    The guy seems to be offspring of Bruce Springsteen and Vanilla ice.

    Maybe Tom Waits after a face lift? or a gay Fred Durst?

    The woman i have no clue on.

  2. pollardito
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    I think the one on the right might be Chris Cornell of Soundgarden. There’s one on that site that is obviously Sinead O’Connor, they didn’t spend much effort trying to identify them.

  3. Scuppy
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Yeah the Sinead O’Connor looks a little too much like Westley Crusher on Star trek next generation.

  4. Johnny Cat
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    I don’t think these are really supposed to be celebrities. Some tattoo parlors have on-hand art to choose from, and drunk star wars haters will get a tatt of Hayden Christenson any day, and some will pick an image at random. Besides, these may be based on pics of friends, too. Even the one that looks like it might be Angelina Jolie doesn’t actually look like her in the slightest.

    I’ll play along though, and say Jennifer Connelly on the left and Joe Rogan on the right.

  5. Woogie
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    The one on the left strikes me as Lysette Anthony.

  6. D Bozko
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 6:40 am

    Johnny Cat: Even the one that looks like it might be Angelina Jolie doesn’t actually look like her in the slightest.
    I’m not trying to start trouble but if it doesn’t look like her in the slightest then how did you come up with her name?

    The sad thing is that some of these are quality tats. I guess as long as the wearer knows who it is, that’s all that counts. They can tell everybody else.

  7. Miss Cellania
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 6:56 am

    D Bozko, if you go to the site and click on a picture, you’ll see what City Rag guessed. That’s where he got the name.

  8. Peter Hoh
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Tattoos or air-brush paintings?

    BTW, the dude with the knit hat looks like Doug Mientkiewicz.

  9. Scooter
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 8:55 am

    I actually thought it was Angelina Jolie before i clicked on it. Some of those were bad, but not so bad you couldn’t guess who they were supposed to be.

  10. Absent
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    One on the top right could be Avril Lavigne, middle left Kate Moss.

  11. Tattoo Fox
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 9:22 am

    isn’t that, the girl tattoo on Silvester stallone shoulder? No idea who the girl could be. Mybe his wife? his daughter? Not a clue who the other guy could be…

  12. christina
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    ok,the girl featured here is blue lagoon star,Brooke Shields..maybe?
    not sure about the eyebrows
    does she have a beauty spot?

  13. Gauldar
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    This is how the tatoos look now, but as you get older your skin gets wrikley and loose. Next thing you know, that tatoo on the right will end up making you ask the question “Is that a picture of Martin Landau”?

  14. phoulx
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    On the left Tara Reid? The site kinda implies these are for sure celebrities but I don’t know. Some people get tattoos of a family member who has died.

  15. Otto
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    On the site, I think the woman with the angel wings is Mariah Carey.

  16. Jer
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    i say the one on the left is a young Kate Capshaw…and Enrique Iglesias on the right…?

  17. Largefromage
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    The guy in the hat really looks like me. But I have blue eyes. And a striped beanie. And no fluff on my chin. My GF thinks this too. As for the rest of the tats, I spy a Sinead O`Connor.

  18. Briar
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    That is a definitely Billy Joel

  19. makse99
    Mar 29th, 2009 at 6:39 am

    The Angel tattoo that is a “mystery” is Mariah Carey (from an old school picture)

  20. Rima
    Apr 13th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    yaa i have no idea who these people are… i kinda hope theyre not supposed to be celebrities

  21. Jessica
    May 1st, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    The woman on the left is Jennifer Flavin. She is Sylvester Stallone’s wife. Mike Devries did these tattoos. I have no idea who the guy is. Almost all of the tattoos pictured are by Mike. Some of them are family members of the woman they are on. The owner of most of the tattoos is “Jinxi Boo” if you google her name you can see pictures of all of her tattoos….she’s an interesting character.

  22. rick
    May 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    The tattoo on the left is on Stallone, it’s of Jennifer Flavin.

  23. bangers
    May 5th, 2009 at 9:48 am

    the one called young maddona i thought might of been debrah harry “blondie” the top one is sylvester stallones wife

  24. Heather
    Jun 4th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Hey, douchebag.. the picture of the girl with the blue guitar isn’t a celebrity. Its the woman’s daughter. It is on her leg which she has dedicated to her favorite musicians. Just because its her favorite musician doesn’t mean it has to be a celebrity. You can find her website at http://www.jinxiboo.com


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