Comments on: Caption Monkey 57: Panda's Butt!

By: Pandi3

Pandi3 — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:09:23 +0000

See this?its high enough for you to see that you can KISS MY ASS.

By: Julie

Julie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:45:13 +0000

Quick! Somebody call the fire department!

By: Aidan

Aidan — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:45:22 +0000

The ents' war on the orcs of middle earth drew many innocent casualties.

By: sleepingsnails

sleepingsnails — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:49:27 +0000

Who wants some s'mores?

By: Shrike

Shrike — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:52:47 +0000

Last panda on Earth

Didn't eat all the bamboo,

Darwin gets last laugh

By: aspir8or

aspir8or — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:23:33 +0000

Damn I hate Mondays.

By: Mark Wylie

Mark Wylie — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:47:50 +0000

Mooom!

Wipe my bum....

By: trishlovesdolphins

trishlovesdolphins — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:48:49 +0000

Please don't give the monkey my job... Look, see! I can be a monkey!!

By: trishlovesdolphins

trishlovesdolphins — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:47:05 +0000

-Guess what.

-Panda Butt.

By: CrazyCanuck

CrazyCanuck — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:42:27 +0000

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:30:35 +0000

It is a well known fact that pandas are optimists: "So, when I count to three, you guys will catch me, OK?"

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:26:55 +0000

Almost there... na na na na na na...

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:25:41 +0000

Pandas playing koala... fail!

By: The Baldchemist

The Baldchemist — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:41:42 +0000

Pandemonium Pandemonium its in black and white. The Baldchemist

By: danny

danny — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:36:07 +0000

I thought this entry was worthy of a supporting nod.
Clever, intelligent and downright awesome! I am still laughing - a melting panda (like the Dali clocks):

Jim Barrett
March 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am

Dali’s ‘The Persistence of Pandas’ (detail).

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:54:27 +0000

okay, now where is that Charmin toilet paper?

By: JoshuaNelson

JoshuaNelson — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:34:54 +0000

BREAKING NEWS: VERTIGO PANDA-DEMIC SWEEPS ACROSS CHINA

By: gibbopool

gibbopool — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:19:53 +0000

"Does my bum look big on this branch?"

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:17:38 +0000

Shortly thereafter, the subject was arrested under charges of being a 'Peeping Chong'.

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:07:53 +0000

Bai Yun assumes the ready position as his friends prepare to launch their entry into the 1st Annual Panda Chuckin' Contest.

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:42:23 +0000

^^^ Shame on Wordpress for not supporting Unicode

(the '?'s were the symbol for the Chinese Yuan and the word for 'nightclub')

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:41:02 +0000

This month's birth control prescription: ?210
Cover charge at the local ???: ?90
One bushel of fermented eucalyptus leaves with the girls: ?600

Finding your ass in a 30m tall tree the next morning with no way to get down: Priceless.

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:33:04 +0000

Later, Ling Ling fails to explain to veterinary surgeons just how that particular twig wound up in that particular place.

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:30:39 +0000

Ling Ling fails to realize that her attempts to emulate the monkey's deftness in autofellatio are doomed from the start.

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:25:53 +0000

Medic! Medic!

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:24:23 +0000

Sexual Harassment Panda demonstrates to children the perils of deviant sexual behavior.

(ignore the last post, wrong word!)

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:22:41 +0000

Sexual Harassment Panda demonstrates to children the perils of impure sexual behavior.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:21:09 +0000

Chinese Hobo vittles.

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:19:33 +0000

Once upon a time, Panda had white face. His mother, Xin Xin, told him many times, "Do not climb tree little Panda, for you will spoil your beautiful face." Still Panda insisted upon climbing trees, for it was his very favorite thing to do. One day, he found himself alone by the Great Tree while Xin Xin went to gather leaves for their dinner. Though he had climbed lesser trees, the Great Tree was heretofore unchallenged by any in the land. Despite the admonitions of his mother, Panda was overwhelmed by the thought of being the first to conquer such a fantastic height. He would be famous throughout the forest and would surely be revered for his greatness.

And that, children, is how Panda got his black eyes.

By: plasmator

plasmator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:05:49 +0000

Kiss my furry white ass.