Caption Monkey 57: Panda's Butt!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey on March 17, 2009 at 8:09 am



Photo via Cute Overload

W00t! For today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey contest, we have this incredibly cute photo via Megan Frost’s awesome blog Cute Overload.

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you’d like. Funniest comment will win a free Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam Koford.

For inspiration, be sure to check out Adam’s blog (and be on the look out for his newest book: The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out) Good luck!

Update 3/19/09 – Congratulations to janedoh who won with this caption: “And to our left folks we have the rarely seen and endangered Boneless Panda.”


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127 comments to "Caption Monkey 57: Panda's Butt!"

  1. verloren
    March 17th, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Dude, bring the ladder back.

  2. Fragbert
    March 17th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Wash on gentle cycle and drip-dry to avoid shrinkage.

  3. Jeff M.
    March 17th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Time out punishments at the Panda Zoo have gotten harsher during these tough economic times.

  4. SweetMonkeyCreek
    March 17th, 2009 at 8:58 am

    Hang in bear.

  5. Lew A
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    And now, for my next trick...

  6. Starving Artist
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    I dropped the magic feather.

  7. SweetMonkeyCreek
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:08 am

    Somebody throw another bear to try and get that one out of the tree.

  8. Jim Barrett
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Dali's 'The Persistence of Pandas' (detail).

  9. twieder
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Now where did I leave the damn Charmin?!?

  10. F-Squared
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Panda Strip Club.

  11. boo
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Zoo officials scramble to find alternative to trans-fat bamboo

  12. SweetMonkeyCreek
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Hung Fu Panda

  13. twieder
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    On the high bar, Chinese Olympic gold medalist He Kexin. Critics argue that Kexin should be disqualified for being both underage and a bear.

  14. MadMolecule
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Cutey-wooty Panda's gonna fwow up!

  15. alcoholly
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Damn, so close. I guess it really can't be done.

  16. Sean
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Now that the IOC officially lowered the age requirement for gymnastics, Cho began his training in earnest.

  17. Ankhman
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Does hanging on a limb make my butt look big?

  18. xultar
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Damn right, it's better than yours.

  19. jewel
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:53 am

    They were right, pandas do get toe jam.

  20. SweetMonkeyCreek
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:58 am

    They can't force to mate what they can't catch!

  21. Dario
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    I swear! Yesterday a was able to jump over it!

  22. Jason
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Embarrassed by the human rights displayed in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Chinese Officials begin training pandas for the next competition.

  23. Manuka
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:05 am

    There's my T-Shirt!!

  24. Manuka
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:05 am

    I swear I can put my head between my legs!!

  25. Manuka
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    "I'm hanging up there.."

  26. rjmcc
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Oh bother

  27. MadMolecule
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    I vote for #8.

  28. Gemmill
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    "Boy, is Tarzan gonna be suprised to see I've come for a visit!"

  29. Taylor
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Dali has found a new muse...

  30. BAU
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:24 am

    "0k, next step FLY!!!"

  31. lgoode
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    The Build-a-Bear Workshops in China were a bit of flop after the crackdown on melamine and lead in children's products.

  32. Geeks are Sexy
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Panda on a stick: A Chinese Delicacy

  33. Loli
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    He'll never see me up here! Ready to pounce...

  34. Evan Morgan
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Oh, Shit.

  35. chickmagnetstuff
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    hey I wonder how my butt looks like...

  36. gotchaby1
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Be one with the branch...be one with the branch.....

  37. Mitochondria
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Crouching bear, Hidden panda.

  38. pvrussel
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Umm.... Can someone help me down now?

  39. prabal
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    get ur punk white azz down right now!

  40. Athena
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    RV rental 750 $
    Groceries 200 $
    Survival equipment 250 $
    Leaving your backpack in the forest with your wallet in it... PRICELESS!

  41. JOHN THE THIRD
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Now we have to see if she can stick the landing.

  42. Guybrush Threepwood
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    "Please, do not publish this picture on Neatorama..."

  43. boo
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Panda Seinfeld Theatre

  44. McCrackin
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Eucalyptus Vodka for St Patrick's Day, bad idea. Now where did I leave my pants?!

  45. jefftexas
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Hung Fu Panda gets my vote!

  46. ToniB
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    If the judges don't give me at least a 9 for this dismount, they can kiss my hairy bear butt...

  47. John Eacobacci
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    ugh!

  48. CreamTrumpet
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Pandas are endangered and we have to do everything we can to protect them. They don't grow on trees you know. Oh wait...

  49. CreamTrumpet
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Ugh, what a night! Now, where am I...?

  50. John Eacobacci
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    BAM--Boooo ....

  51. CreamTrumpet
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    No, I'm afraid you're not really a Koala

  52. John Eacobacci
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Does this branch make me look fat???

  53. lallaloolly
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    MOM! am i dry yet?

  54. sareh amber
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    PANDA CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

    Hand wash warm; hang to drip dry

  55. ali
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    yummy! ... Panda on a stick anyone?

  56. konaha
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Awesome.. center of gravity..

  57. Josh Treece
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    After a lawsuit from clockmakers, Salvador Dali chose a new subject...

  58. Josh Treece
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    After a lawsuit from clockmakers, Salvador Dali chose a new subject...

  59. Sarah G
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    “A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.”

    Or just "Oh bother!"

  60. John Eacobacci
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Shit happens.

  61. Will S
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Winnie the Pooh exchange student has similar problems finding honey.

  62. Sadie
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    After the Big Friendly Giant fell asleep in China, he was awakened by a peculiar itch in his ear. Upon further investigation, it was found to be a panda.

  63. Chris B
    March 17th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Scientists have finally engineered the boneless Panda.

  64. Rasmaestro
    March 17th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Pandastic!

  65. dooflotchie
    March 17th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Oh please don't tell me I just ripped my favorite pair of white pants!!!

  66. sirdooder
    March 17th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    The drawback of Panda Kites.

  67. JoBo S
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Hmm..."Made in China"

  68. Nymori
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Hey! I can see my house from here!

  69. janedoh
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    And to our left folks we have the rarely seen and endangered Boneless Panda.

  70. DizzyLizzy
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Darn that Peter Pan and his fairy dust.

  71. gnookergi
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Person off screen
    "Damn I burnt my marshmallow again"

  72. SarahW
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    "Persistence of Ursidae" by Salvador Dali

  73. slim22
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Has anyone seen my kitty cat?

  74. Kn13
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Damn Parachute...

  75. The Flying Sofa
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    When chi chi sad lets hang out, this is not what I expected.

  76. Kenn
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    The Charmin Bears have the pillowy soft paper, all i get is this rough branch to clean that dark patch of fur.

  77. Katherine
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Where'd the butterfly go?

  78. Katherine
    March 17th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    nah nah nah nah nah hehehe

  79. Shaun
    March 17th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    "stupid clown. he assured me that the cannon was aimed over this tree branch..."

  80. Q6
    March 17th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Does this tree limb make my butt look fat?

  81. Natalie S
    March 17th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    "Oh, no - I hope the paparazzi don't catch me like this!"

  82. Rava
    March 17th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    how else was i supposed to se down her shirt?

  83. retrofunked
    March 17th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    And that's how the zoo staff now knows why NOT to sneak sake into the panda's water...

  84. see_you_@_de_pawty_Richter
    March 17th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Failed Pandacide.

  85. minimez
    March 17th, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    "Dontcha wish your girlfriend had a butt like me?"

  86. trishlovesdolphins
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    The China Zoo was trying a new mating approach for Ling Ling and Sing Sing... This is position number 4.

  87. oltimingman
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Look mom...I'm a calapidder!

  88. Breto
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Overextended? Not your fault! Rely on other Pandas to bail you out!

  89. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    In a curious twist of cross-disciplinary research, zoologists and mathematicians have collaborated to produce an exciting new species: The Möbius Panda.

  90. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Once Bai Yun learned to read Sanskrit, it was all downhill from there. Due to the resultant orthopaedic issues, pandas at the San Diego Zoo will now have their literary pursuits limited to those of the more puritanical variety.

  91. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Sick of being beholden to the ruling chimpanzee elite, pandas at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo formed a Nunjutsu clan. Here we see Huan Huan practicing the ancient art of concealment as he prepares to ambush Bobo the Terrible.

  92. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Panda-Paratrooper FAIL.

  93. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    "I told Hua Mei that those sloths were a bad influence..."

  94. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Black mask...check.
    Desire to rid the world of evil...check.
    Lighting quick reflexes and agility....oh.

  95. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    ...and this is why you should never try to eat the leaves of an Ent.

  96. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    After the controversy surrounding allegedly under-age Olympic gymnasts, Chinese trainers decided to shift their efforts to an entirely different species altogether...

  97. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Pandalympian FTW.

  98. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    Kiss my furry white ass.

  99. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Once upon a time, Panda had white face. His mother, Xin Xin, told him many times, "Do not climb tree little Panda, for you will spoil your beautiful face." Still Panda insisted upon climbing trees, for it was his very favorite thing to do. One day, he found himself alone by the Great Tree while Xin Xin went to gather leaves for their dinner. Though he had climbed lesser trees, the Great Tree was heretofore unchallenged by any in the land. Despite the admonitions of his mother, Panda was overwhelmed by the thought of being the first to conquer such a fantastic height. He would be famous throughout the forest and would surely be revered for his greatness.

    And that, children, is how Panda got his black eyes.

  100. Chris
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Chinese Hobo vittles.

  101. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Sexual Harassment Panda demonstrates to children the perils of impure sexual behavior.

  102. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    Sexual Harassment Panda demonstrates to children the perils of deviant sexual behavior.

    (ignore the last post, wrong word!)

  103. Jay
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Medic! Medic!

  104. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Ling Ling fails to realize that her attempts to emulate the monkey's deftness in autofellatio are doomed from the start.

  105. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Later, Ling Ling fails to explain to veterinary surgeons just how that particular twig wound up in that particular place.

  106. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    This month's birth control prescription: ?210
    Cover charge at the local ???: ?90
    One bushel of fermented eucalyptus leaves with the girls: ?600

    Finding your ass in a 30m tall tree the next morning with no way to get down: Priceless.

  107. plasmator
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    ^^^ Shame on Wordpress for not supporting Unicode :)

    (the '?'s were the symbol for the Chinese Yuan and the word for 'nightclub') :)

  108. plasmator
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Bai Yun assumes the ready position as his friends prepare to launch their entry into the 1st Annual Panda Chuckin' Contest.

  109. plasmator
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:17 am

    Shortly thereafter, the subject was arrested under charges of being a 'Peeping Chong'.

  110. gibbopool
    March 18th, 2009 at 4:19 am

    "Does my bum look big on this branch?"

  111. JoshuaNelson
    March 18th, 2009 at 4:34 am

    BREAKING NEWS: VERTIGO PANDA-DEMIC SWEEPS ACROSS CHINA

  112. Kelly
    March 18th, 2009 at 5:54 am

    okay, now where is that Charmin toilet paper?

  113. danny
    March 18th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    I thought this entry was worthy of a supporting nod.
    Clever, intelligent and downright awesome! I am still laughing - a melting panda (like the Dali clocks):

    Jim Barrett
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Dali’s ‘The Persistence of Pandas’ (detail).

  114. The Baldchemist
    March 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Pandemonium Pandemonium its in black and white. The Baldchemist

  115. MariV
    March 18th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Pandas playing koala... fail!

  116. MariV
    March 18th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Almost there... na na na na na na...

  117. MariV
    March 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    It is a well known fact that pandas are optimists: "So, when I count to three, you guys will catch me, OK?"

  118. CrazyCanuck
    March 18th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

  119. trishlovesdolphins
    March 18th, 2009 at 11:47 am

    -Guess what.

    -Panda Butt.

  120. trishlovesdolphins
    March 18th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Please don't give the monkey my job... Look, see! I can be a monkey!!

  121. Mark Wylie
    March 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Mooom!

    Wipe my bum....

  122. aspir8or
    March 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Damn I hate Mondays.

  123. Shrike
    March 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Last panda on Earth

    Didn't eat all the bamboo,

    Darwin gets last laugh

  124. sleepingsnails
    March 19th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Who wants some s'mores?

  125. Aidan
    March 19th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    The ents' war on the orcs of middle earth drew many innocent casualties.

  126. Julie
    March 19th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Quick! Somebody call the fire department!

  127. Pandi3
    March 19th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    See this?its high enough for you to see that you can KISS MY ASS.


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