Caption Monkey 57: Panda’s Butt!

Dude, bring the ladder back.

Time out punishments at the Panda Zoo have gotten harsher during these tough economic times.

And now, for my next trick…

Somebody throw another bear to try and get that one out of the tree.

Now where did I leave the damn Charmin?!?

Zoo officials scramble to find alternative to trans-fat bamboo

On the high bar, Chinese Olympic gold medalist He Kexin. Critics argue that Kexin should be disqualified for being both underage and a bear.

Damn, so close. I guess it really can’t be done.

Does hanging on a limb make my butt look big?

They were right, pandas do get toe jam.

I swear! Yesterday a was able to jump over it!

There’s my T-Shirt!!

“I’m hanging up there..”

I vote for #8.

Dali has found a new muse…

The Build-a-Bear Workshops in China were a bit of flop after the crackdown on melamine and lead in children’s products.

He’ll never see me up here! Ready to pounce…

hey I wonder how my butt looks like…

Crouching bear, Hidden panda.

get ur punk white azz down right now!

Now we have to see if she can stick the landing.

Panda Seinfeld Theatre

Hung Fu Panda gets my vote!

ugh!

Ugh, what a night! Now, where am I…?

No, I’m afraid you’re not really a Koala

MOM! am i dry yet?

yummy! … Panda on a stick anyone?

After a lawsuit from clockmakers, Salvador Dali chose a new subject…

“A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.”

Or just “Oh bother!”

Winnie the Pooh exchange student has similar problems finding honey.

Scientists have finally engineered the boneless Panda.

Oh please don’t tell me I just ripped my favorite pair of white pants!!!

Hmm…”Made in China”

And to our left folks we have the rarely seen and endangered Boneless Panda.

Person off screen
“Damn I burnt my marshmallow again”

Has anyone seen my kitty cat?

When chi chi sad lets hang out, this is not what I expected.

Where’d the butterfly go?

“stupid clown. he assured me that the cannon was aimed over this tree branch…”

“Oh, no – I hope the paparazzi don’t catch me like this!”

And that’s how the zoo staff now knows why NOT to sneak sake into the panda’s water…

“Dontcha wish your girlfriend had a butt like me?”

Look mom…I’m a calapidder!

In a curious twist of cross-disciplinary research, zoologists and mathematicians have collaborated to produce an exciting new species: The Möbius Panda.

Sick of being beholden to the ruling chimpanzee elite, pandas at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo formed a Nunjutsu clan. Here we see Huan Huan practicing the ancient art of concealment as he prepares to ambush Bobo the Terrible.

“I told Hua Mei that those sloths were a bad influence…”

…and this is why you should never try to eat the leaves of an Ent.

Pandalympian FTW.

Once upon a time, Panda had white face. His mother, Xin Xin, told him many times, “Do not climb tree little Panda, for you will spoil your beautiful face.” Still Panda insisted upon climbing trees, for it was his very favorite thing to do. One day, he found himself alone by the Great Tree while Xin Xin went to gather leaves for their dinner. Though he had climbed lesser trees, the Great Tree was heretofore unchallenged by any in the land. Despite the admonitions of his mother, Panda was overwhelmed by the thought of being the first to conquer such a fantastic height. He would be famous throughout the forest and would surely be revered for his greatness.

And that, children, is how Panda got his black eyes.

Sexual Harassment Panda demonstrates to children the perils of impure sexual behavior.

Medic! Medic!

Later, Ling Ling fails to explain to veterinary surgeons just how that particular twig wound up in that particular place.

^^^ Shame on WordPress for not supporting Unicode

(the ‘?’s were the symbol for the Chinese Yuan and the word for ‘nightclub’)

Shortly thereafter, the subject was arrested under charges of being a ‘Peeping Chong’.

BREAKING NEWS: VERTIGO PANDA-DEMIC SWEEPS ACROSS CHINA

I thought this entry was worthy of a supporting nod.
Clever, intelligent and downright awesome! I am still laughing – a melting panda (like the Dali clocks):

Jim Barrett
March 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am

Dali’s ‘The Persistence of Pandas’ (detail).

Pandas playing koala… fail!

It is a well known fact that pandas are optimists: “So, when I count to three, you guys will catch me, OK?”

-Guess what.

-Panda Butt.

Mooom!

Wipe my bum….

Last panda on Earth

Didn’t eat all the bamboo,

Darwin gets last laugh

The ents’ war on the orcs of middle earth drew many innocent casualties.

See this?its high enough for you to see that you can KISS MY ASS.