“It’s sucking my will to live!”

from the cited wikipedia article “The Video Toaster was designed by NewTek founder Tim Jenison in Topeka, Kansas. Engineer Brad Carvey (brother of American actor/comedian Dana Carvey) built the first wire wrap prototype,”

So Tim *invented* it.

“Isn’t that weird that we’re looking down on Wayne’s basement, but that’s not Wayne’s basement.”

“Garth, that was a haiku.”

“ribbed for her pleasure. eeeewwwwwww”

*wayne opens a door to reveal a room full of ninja’s*
Garth: whoa. what are they for?
Wayne: oh nothing, i just always wanted to open a door on a room of ninja’s training, like in a bond flick” (or something like that.)

“oh no mr.doughnut man! who’s trying to kill you?”
“i dunno but they better not!”
“ree! ree! ree! ree!”
“oh no! that doesn’t feel very good!”

My friend and I dressed up as Wayne and Garth for Halloween in our senior year in high school. Drove in to the school parking lot in the morning blasting “Bohemian Rhapsody,” naturally.

Garth- “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.”

think that’s how it goes. Ill watch it tomorrow to see hehe

Awesome!!!

Ed O’Neil had my favorite lines though.
“I’d never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it’s called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?”

Davy: Know what I’d like to do?
Mikita’s Manager, Glen: Yeah I know what you’d like to do. You’d like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Mikita’s Manager, Glen: Well, the world’s a twisted place.

Well, that’s where we learned it from. Sorry if it’s not the “true” source. Please don’t assume that younger people know the entire history of every random phrase we’ve ever heard growing up… most of us learned the origins of phrases before this whole interwebs thing existed and we could look up the OMGSCIENTIFICLYTRUEHISTORY of everything we learned in our childhoods.

In “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”,Mike Myers does part of the “zip it” scene in a foreign language, which sounds suspiciously like the Cantonese he learned to impress Vanessa.

i didn’t know that i always loved them both equally, i have the double boxed set on both VHS and DVD i think they’re both awesome, but then after the austin powers sequels and the love guru i’d be tentative about wanting WW III

The “No Stairway” sign in the music store in Wayne’s World was borrowed from Steve’s Music on Queen Street in Toronto; although since then similar signs have appeared in music stores around the world, often updated to include whatever current popular song the kids insist on playing over and over and over.

No.

Neither did I. I was just asking.

Wayne’s World III would be a disaster.

Both Horton and Mikita were top hockey players. Horton went on to start his doughnut chain before getting killed in a car accident.

Don’t know much more about them then that, not really into hockey.

The term is decades if not centuries old. My father has been using the joke since at least the 40′s.

Please don’t assume that everything some 25 year old thinks they know, or everything you find on a discussion board on the net, is true.