http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/ The Neat Side of the Web Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:28:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-1543385 stephbot Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:23:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/#comment-1543385 I'm going to go ahead and say 'not neat' to the entire post and comments section. :| I'm going to go ahead and say 'not neat' to the entire post and comments section.

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-1543260 ted Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:55:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/#comment-1543260 Wow. Polar opposites, but so similar. Wow. Polar opposites, but so similar.

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-1543196 Officer Brown Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:25:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/#comment-1543196 Why do people named Doug Dorn smell like dog crap? It's because they like to eat dog crap because they secretly want to have sex with dogs but they realize that would be abuse so they eat their feces instead to get close to them. They also use the crap as masturbatory lube. I mean, this is where we make rude generalizations about people right? I'm hoping someone needs the help of law enforcement someday, but the cops can't get there in time. Why do people named Doug Dorn smell like dog crap? It's because they like to eat dog crap because they secretly want to have sex with dogs but they realize that would be abuse so they eat their feces instead to get close to them. They also use the crap as masturbatory lube. I mean, this is where we make rude generalizations about people right? I'm hoping someone needs the help of law enforcement someday, but the cops can't get there in time.

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-1542790 Doug Dorn Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:51:12 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/03/07/cops-for-kids/#comment-1542790 Why do they only hire people with less than average I.Q.s to be cops? So they will do what ever they're told and think they're special. It's one of the only jobs a stupid person can get, and feel like people owe them some uber respect. Why do they only hire people with less than average I.Q.s to be cops? So they will do what ever they're told and think they're special. It's one of the only jobs a stupid person can get, and feel like people owe them some uber respect.

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