Comments on: Caption Monkey 56: Family Photo

By: delicious

delicious — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:14:23 +0000

GUARANTEED 12 PAC ABS!!!!!!!! (warning may cause slight mutation or upset stomach)

By: trishlovesdolphins

trishlovesdolphins — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:19:23 +0000

Before the complaints of nightmares, Hello Kitty was originally designed as a doll for boys.

By: Grinter

Grinter — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:34:00 +0000

Freddy had always been ashamed of his older brother, Ed.
Ed always wore his shorts way too high.

By: Bradmac

Bradmac — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:46:53 +0000

The family of Hiroshima always knew that something was different about Tang but they couldn’t quite put their webbed-finger on it.

By: Bradmac

Bradmac — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:46:13 +0000

Mr. Hao had always been big into affirmative action hiring practices at the Taoro Rickshaw and Miso factory, but the employees agreed that it had really gone too far.

By: Joe Koski

Joe Koski — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:01:38 +0000

“There are no girls in this picture.”

By: Julie Dunn

Julie Dunn — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:03:32 +0000

“One of these things is not like the others”
“One of these things just doesn’t belong”

By: teoz

teoz — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:47:56 +0000

theres something on the wing

By: Tui

Tui — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:06:09 +0000

Ma always hated having her photo taken without make up.

By: Tui

Tui — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:56:14 +0000

Paris Hilton kindly posed for photos with some of her Japanese fans.

By: heather

heather — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:39:10 +0000

Smile and say “AAAAAAAAAUGH!!”

By: twieder

twieder — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:31:28 +0000

Early family photo with Daishiro, the first Japanese test-tube baby. Having learned their lesson, scientists began future efforts by first washing the test-tube.

By: mcginca

mcginca — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:47:17 +0000

Reason number 1 why grandma should not be allowed to take pictures: her dementia rubs off on them.

By: sirdooder

sirdooder — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:09:02 +0000

Hiroshima High, Class of 1945.

By: scottrx

scottrx — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:46:51 +0000

Although he was cut from the Giants and forced to play in the Japanese league, to this day Barry Bonds denies ever taking performance enhancing drugs.

By: inkedkoi

inkedkoi — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:33:38 +0000

The Lee family finally had begun to accept the idea that there mother was, indeed a hybird bat-alien being. Although PTA meetings would never be the same.

By: from far east

from far east — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:59:50 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKxcQllU-7E
I am Japanese.
Please teach me,what is strange?
He is a typical handsome actor at japan.

By: DocCIS

DocCIS — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:54:04 +0000

He was always told television made him look fat, but he knew nothing about still photos…

By: Orbiter5

Orbiter5 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:42:59 +0000

Our Dad used to tell us stories about UFOs. He went on to say, “I once caught an alien this big.” Of course, we needed proof.

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:13:59 +0000

“Cheese!”

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:09:31 +0000

Mrs Fujimoto had severe PMS when the photo was taken.

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:02:02 +0000

The cast of the Japanese version of Alf.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:59:22 +0000

Photographer: “So what made you guys suspect that what you found was a true copy of the ‘Necronomicon’, anyway?”

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:58:15 +0000

I always hate the way I look in photos

By: MacIntosh

MacIntosh — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:09:59 +0000

Rupert was the middle child and found it hard growing up in rural China. But with hard work he managed to become of the top dentists in his field.

By: Chad

Chad — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:46:37 +0000

Fortunately, the boys grew up to resemble their father…

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:30:55 +0000

The family loved him like they did any of the other children, but they could always tell he was “special.”

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:24:00 +0000

Its appearance didn’t bother them much, but you could almost tell by their faces that the smell would always be an issue.

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:22:11 +0000

For this year’s family portrait, the kids had taken their idea of prank a step too far…

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:16:38 +0000

Just when he thought he had gotten his lines right, he yelled: “klaatu… barada… nikto!”

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:54:25 +0000

And you think your mother in law is a Monster. Well let me tell you about mine.

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:52:45 +0000

The definition of naive:
Mr Chin still thinks his wife has always been faithful to their marriage.

By: rchurch101

rchurch101 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:42:25 +0000

SHAM WOW…you’ll be saying wow everytime.

By: rchurch101

rchurch101 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:36:26 +0000

at Mrs. Chong expense, scientist feel they have gotten one step closer to defeating God-zilla.

By: rchurch101

rchurch101 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:31:15 +0000

only one of them skipped church on super-bowl sunday…

By: chubchubcharlie

chubchubcharlie — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:41:44 +0000

Date of picture: Dec. 20, 2012

the last pre-apocalyptic picture in what was “recorded history”

By: chubchubcharlie

chubchubcharlie — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:32:32 +0000

thanks to giant lizards and enormous gorillas.. Japan eventually learned to live with monsters..

By: chubchubcharlie

chubchubcharlie — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:29:32 +0000

I Looked like these plain ol’ guys before… but then! I GOT AN IRON GYM!!!!! Now im the envy of all my friends!

By: Marissa

Marissa — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:18:04 +0000

The last family photo before Tommy was taken away by Child Protective Services, certain, from the enlarged head and discoloured skin, that he was a victim of physical abuse. It was later found to be a rare case of alien scurvy, but as he had already been put up for adoption, the Yamagata family could not get him back.

By: DOJ

DOJ — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:57:37 +0000

Growing up, Jerry didn’t really fit in

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:47:14 +0000

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I… am… a man!

By: pridesax09

pridesax09 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:39:57 +0000

The Kimiko family was just happy that the children had their dad’s genes!

This is what happens when you live near the Russian borders.

By: douchenhousen

douchenhousen — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:07:48 +0000

back then japanese pedo’s had more giant monster dolls then they did candy

By: pwscott

pwscott — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:58:13 +0000

The Japanese Ministry of Health warns that 1 out of every 4 men are subject to the devastating affects of masturbation. Fifty percent of those have vision problems.

By: seekshelter

seekshelter — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:30:43 +0000

“You mean I’m gonna stay this color?” – Steve Martin from The Jerk

By: Saddaaam

Saddaaam — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:14:27 +0000

Hory Cow! Rook! An A-rien! Deeerishis!!

By: Chriswill

Chriswill — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:07:21 +0000

Zukor took a break from destroying the city to pose with some of the locals.

By: marcusbacus

marcusbacus — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:03:02 +0000

The family was happy to meet grandpa again, they haven’t heard of him since the Hiroshima bombing.

By: Oomi

Oomi — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:52:47 +0000

#43 made me snort

Pokemon, circa 1932.

By: CianCon

CianCon — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:41:47 +0000

“We’ve adopted!”