Caption Monkey 56: Family Photo

Hiro was not amused as a young child, being forced to wear the “monster” costume for every family portrait.

Uncle Bob hasn’t been the same since that trip to Woodstock in ’68…

Surprisingly, living next to the power plant had very little effect on the rest of the family.

Zerg Rush! kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke!

Sure that baby Gamera looks cute in the pet store…but they get to be a bit of a handful when they grow up.

You think your family has a black sheep?! We’d be thrilled if all we had to deal with was a sheep.

“You think my mascot looks silly? That’s nothing, Miyamoto wanted to make a video game about two plumbers!”

Dammit Fred – can’t you manage to NOT blink when I take a photo?

I don’t know if I’d call the Japanese version of The Bachelor “sexier”…

Pokémon trainer Ash shows off his new best friend.

“Man, these glasses make me look like a freak!”

“…and if you order The AB’S MONSTER today at just 3 easy payments of $19.95, we’ll include this complete set of housekeeping staff!!!” Hurry! This offer is for a limited time only!”

…which is why I care so much about you. My name is Glaxnor and I’m running for Supreme Ruler of Earthworld.

“ET dons caped crusader outfit to save local children from Godzilla” Tokyo Times

7 Minute Abs. Some side effects.

Don’t piss off mom. Seriously.

I don’t know wat caption to write…all I know is that I want this painted on the side of my van.

If broccoli could fly.

Not being satisfied with losing 1500 pounds, Jabba decided to grow wings.

Zorgo be happy to take picture with family. Zorgo love to have *you* for dinner!

Little did the Takashasi family realize that they we not standing by the oak tree in the front yard, to their terrible end.

Said the Takashasi neighbor, “are you guys high, look at what you are standing by, its a giant douche bat!”

Everybody was relieved when they weren’t killed.

Michael Jackson recorded a new album with popular Japanese pop band the Takahashi 7.

Batman III – starring Donald Trump

Relative of President Obama comes forth and reveals startling details about his past.

In a town lacking women, Joe was surprised by but still pleased with his new mail-order bride.

The “fitness freak” teaches kids how they, too, can have a six-pack.

#43 made me snort

Pokemon, circa 1932.

Zukor took a break from destroying the city to pose with some of the locals.

“You mean I’m gonna stay this color?” – Steve Martin from The Jerk

back then japanese pedo’s had more giant monster dolls then they did candy

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I… am… a man!

The last family photo before Tommy was taken away by Child Protective Services, certain, from the enlarged head and discoloured skin, that he was a victim of physical abuse. It was later found to be a rare case of alien scurvy, but as he had already been put up for adoption, the Yamagata family could not get him back.

thanks to giant lizards and enormous gorillas.. Japan eventually learned to live with monsters..

only one of them skipped church on super-bowl sunday…

SHAM WOW…you’ll be saying wow everytime.

And you think your mother in law is a Monster. Well let me tell you about mine.

For this year’s family portrait, the kids had taken their idea of prank a step too far…

The family loved him like they did any of the other children, but they could always tell he was “special.”

Rupert was the middle child and found it hard growing up in rural China. But with hard work he managed to become of the top dentists in his field.

Photographer: “So what made you guys suspect that what you found was a true copy of the ‘Necronomicon’, anyway?”

Mrs Fujimoto had severe PMS when the photo was taken.

Our Dad used to tell us stories about UFOs. He went on to say, “I once caught an alien this big.” Of course, we needed proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKxcQllU-7E
I am Japanese.
Please teach me,what is strange?
He is a typical handsome actor at japan.

Although he was cut from the Giants and forced to play in the Japanese league, to this day Barry Bonds denies ever taking performance enhancing drugs.

Reason number 1 why grandma should not be allowed to take pictures: her dementia rubs off on them.

Smile and say “AAAAAAAAAUGH!!”

Ma always hated having her photo taken without make up.

“One of these things is not like the others”
“One of these things just doesn’t belong”

Mr. Hao had always been big into affirmative action hiring practices at the Taoro Rickshaw and Miso factory, but the employees agreed that it had really gone too far.

Freddy had always been ashamed of his older brother, Ed.
Ed always wore his shorts way too high.

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