Why You Shouldn’t Cheat On Your Spouse Using Facebook

By Queuebot in Blogs & Internet, Crime & Law on Feb 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

This should go without saying, but for those who are thinking of cheating on their spouses, check this story out.

After traveling for 9 hours on a journey from his home in South Yorkshire to North Scotland, Stuart, 39, was ready for an exciting sexual weekend with Emma, the attractive twenty-something he had been exchanging provocative messages with on a nightly basis via Facebook.

When he arrived at a farm in a remote area of Aberdeen where Emma had told Stuart she lived, he found the place run down, locked up, and deserted. Moments later, Emma texted him explaining that she had been delayed at work and that he would have to wait for her.

So he waited and waited inside of his car for three hours.

As the day shifted into night, Staurt was becoming increasingly anxious and he decided to give Emma a call to see when she would be home.

He dialed the number he had been texting, but when he heard the ringer stop he was horrified to hear a man with a Liverpool accent answer and say, “Hello Stuart, do you remember us? It’s them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. You’ve been framed.â€

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  1. Ed83232443
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    So a couple of cage fighters beat up a guy, breaking bones, and then chase him down to scam him online, which results in his marriage (with a kid) ending in divorce – all over a football disagreement – and this gets posted on neato, with the guy’s pic??

    Way to help ruin this guys life just that much more, and hurrah for the psychotic rage fighters!

  2. Guy
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Yeah, let’s all fight a**holishness with even greater jacka**icality. There should really be a facility where people like this can be sent to just have the stupid slapped right out of them.

  3. myst978
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Alright – So I had to laugh at this because he got played! I’m impressed the 2 jokers. They were able to pull it off without suspect. While I think it was going a tad far over a game rival thing, I think he got what he deserved – because if it hadn’t been a joke and he had an affair – do you think he would have told his wife? Doubtful! Sucks to be him – shouldn’t have been trying to cheat on your wife!

  4. violet/riga
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 4:22 am

    @myst978
    Yes, that is all a fair point, but having it detailed online with a name and photo goes beyond what he deserves.

  5. Coyote
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Not to mention the link has the audio of him finding out he had just been played like a fiddle.

  6. Paperchaser
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Not to mention all the sypware popups on the link.

  7. Paperchaser
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Not to mention all the spyware pop ups on the link.

  8. Jake D.
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Not to mention all the spyware pop ups on the link.

  9. mikos
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Monogamous relationships do get boring and the reality is that not everyone marries their “fantasy”.

  10. caitlin13
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Trying to click the link caused Safari to crash. I agree that detailing this online is more than the guy deserves.

    mikos – Sure monogamous relationships get boring, but that’s absolutely not an excuse to cheat.

  11. Dani
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Shouldn’t be cheating in the first place… Guy has a KID too. Ugh.

  12. Richie
    Feb 20th, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    That sucks. He was just trying to have some fun. Poor guy hope he finds a real woman on Facebook.

  13. Evilbeagle
    Feb 21st, 2009 at 10:44 am

    He got what he deserved. If you aren’t happy with your marriage, get out of it, but don’t go behind your partner’s back because that just makes you a pathetic little lowlife, especially if you have a kid at home too.

    I thought this was hilarious.

  14. renderanything
    Feb 21st, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    That has to be one of the single most drawn out practical jokes I have ever heard of.

  15. Peeves
    Feb 21st, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Ugh Neatorama. The description was taken straight from the site, which my NoScript let me know has spyware. Also, this isn’t an interesting story.

    I stopped coming to Neatorama hoping that when I came back the ‘kinks’ from UQ would be ironed out and I wouldn’t find it so annoying to scroll through but it’s the same horribly written boring articles flooding the site. I love you guys but I think it’s time to thrown in the UQ towel.

  16. ted
    Feb 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Yes, the guy thought about cheating on his wife – can’t feel sorry for him.

    But -

    Why on earth would someone go to such monomaniacal lengths to injure somebody they met on vacation? Because he supports a different sports team?

    I can’t wait for their next joke. Maybe they’ll online-bully some 14-yr-old Manchester fan into killing himself. Will the laughs never cease!

  17. Evilbeagle
    Feb 22nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I see what you are saying, ted, and to the extent that the whole inspiration for this prank was, at its foundation, stupid, the guy went for it because he is a lowlife, deceitful piece of crap that was all too happy to cheat on his wife at the first opportunity. So yeah, he got exactly what he deserved. If he were a worthwhile spouse and human being, he would never have gone to meet this imaginary woman in the first place, and the pranksters would have been thwarted.


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