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Tiny Art Director



Bill Zeman’s daughter is the Tiny Art Director. She tells him what to draw and then tells him just exactly how much she hates it. Bill has been recording her comments and posting them with his art since she was two and a half.

Here’s a sample:

The Brief: Purple Gatorade [Rosie's Fish]
The Critique: Dad, that doesn’t look like Purple Gatorade. Only mine looks like Purple Gatorade. You’re going to scan it, and then when you’re done with it, it’s going to be scrappled up and thrown in the garbage. And then mine will be our final picture.
Job Status: Rejected

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  1. Alex
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 3:54 am

    OMG! I LOL-ed heartily! She'll make a fine real art director one day. The 'tude is there already ;)

  2. AK-00
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Man needs to start beating his child, stat. If he's unwilling to, he should find someone else who will. Somehow, I doubt there'll be a shortage of volunteers...

  3. bz
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 8:19 am

    just so everyone understands, my daughter is really a delightful and well behaved girl. She just takes her art very seriously...

  4. baldmatt
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    I like the poo-poo plane. It got approved!!!

  5. sadtomato
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I *love* her!

  6. edhel_espyn
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Haha! This is so sweet! :)

  7. Katy
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Oh man, it would be so funny to have that on video. I'd love to hear her critique my art. She so hilarious!

  8. DOJ
    Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    fun read

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