Comments on: Tom Hanks to Turn On Large Hadron Collider http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:03:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: just a guy http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1499712 just a guy Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:09:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1499712 What if all the collider does is make Tom Hanks start doing commedy again (like Big), and stop only doing films he thinks will win him awards? What if all the collider does is make Tom Hanks start doing commedy again (like Big), and stop only doing films he thinks will win him awards?

]]> By: Trillian http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1496792 Trillian Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:57:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1496792 Hmmm ... I just don't think Tom Hanks is sexy enough to turn anything on. Especially a large Hard ... oh, wait, that's H-A-D-R ... never mind. Hmmm … I just don’t think Tom Hanks is sexy enough to turn anything on. Especially a large Hard … oh, wait, that’s H-A-D-R … never mind.

]]> By: Byrd Brain http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1496636 Byrd Brain Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:30:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1496636 So... Hanks gets to be there because he filmed a movie based on a book that has CERN in it. Does it matter that the author got MANY, MANY "facts" incorrect about CERN in that book? So… Hanks gets to be there because he filmed a movie based on a book that has CERN in it. Does it matter that the author got MANY, MANY “facts” incorrect about CERN in that book?

]]> By: Talula http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1496526 Talula Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:41:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1496526 What, Tom Hanks gets to end the world and Johnny Depp doesn't? Where's the fairness in that? What, Tom Hanks gets to end the world and Johnny Depp doesn’t? Where’s the fairness in that?

]]> By: Hahaha http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1495907 Hahaha Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:09:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1495907 True internet Primetime Grilling. Interwbebs, you crack me up. *hugs* True internet Primetime Grilling. Interwbebs, you crack me up. *hugs*

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1495383 ted Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:37:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1495383 Seriously, after the Da Vinci Code turned out to be such an overrated piece of crap, they're actually filming another Dan Brown book? Seriously, after the Da Vinci Code turned out to be such an overrated piece of crap, they’re actually filming another Dan Brown book?

]]> By: ZoSo http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1495372 ZoSo Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:32:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1495372 The title is a bit misleading. It says he'll be there for the switch on, not that he'll be the one turning it on. The title is a bit misleading. It says he’ll be there for the switch on, not that he’ll be the one turning it on.

]]> By: Allen T Garvin http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494896 Allen T Garvin Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:28:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494896 Apparently he's actually been down there in the tunnels already for several weeks, playing some fantasy RPG. He only answers to the name "Pardu". Apparently he’s actually been down there in the tunnels already for several weeks, playing some fantasy RPG. He only answers to the name “Pardu”.

]]> By: Jake D. http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494822 Jake D. Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:51:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494822 I'm not a doctor, but I play one on T.V. I’m not a doctor, but I play one on T.V.

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494544 Alex Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:31:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494544 The big question is: will <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=47" rel="nofollow">Tom Hanks Pee</a> on the LHC? The big question is: will Tom Hanks Pee on the LHC?

]]> By: Tom http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494423 Tom Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:34:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494423 I always knew it, ever since I saw Splash!. I knew that Tom Hanks would be the man that would destroy the world. I always knew it, ever since I saw Splash!. I knew that Tom Hanks would be the man that would destroy the world.

]]> By: Christophe http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494359 Christophe Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:01:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494359 I guess it's better to be close to the black hole and die instantly, instead of waiting and watching the news crying... :) I guess it’s better to be close to the black hole and die instantly, instead of waiting and watching the news crying… :)

]]> By: SweetMonkeyCreek http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494305 SweetMonkeyCreek Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:33:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494305 I think it's good that a big time Hollywood guy will be there. So when they turn the machine back on and it inevitably rips a hole through the fabric of reality and legions of hellbeasts start spilling out into our dimension to feast on our souls, we're going to want a movie star there to look into the camera and say, "Hey ugly! Collide this!" It's just good science. I think it’s good that a big time Hollywood guy will be there. So when they turn the machine back on and it inevitably rips a hole through the fabric of reality and legions of hellbeasts start spilling out into our dimension to feast on our souls, we’re going to want a movie star there to look into the camera and say, “Hey ugly! Collide this!”

It’s just good science.

]]> By: djue http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494232 djue Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:56:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494232 Insert "Da Vinci Code" reference here. Insert “Da Vinci Code” reference here.

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494220 Matt Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:49:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494220 Just remember in the "Simpsons Movie", the government used Tom Hanks to cover up a fiasco. Watch the movie again!! Just remember in the “Simpsons Movie”, the government used Tom Hanks to cover up a fiasco. Watch the movie again!!

]]> By: planettom http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/18/tom-hanks-to-turn-on-large-hadron-collider/comment-page-1/#comment-1494193 planettom Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:40:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=22933#comment-1494193 "When you turn on your Large Hadron Collider, does it return the favor?" “When you turn on your Large Hadron Collider, does it return the favor?”

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