Rejections by Women Decoded

By Alex in Everything Else on Jan 26, 2009 at 3:21 am

Psst, guys. Have you ever been rejected by a woman and wonder what the real reason for the rejection was? Miss Cellania has Women are from Venus/Men are from Mars translations for us poor mooks:

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.) [...]

4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)

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Larfin Jackarse
Jan 26th, 2009 at 4:39 am
One thing worse then ‘rejection’ is someone being infatuated with you. It is all downhill from there.
Orangello
Jan 26th, 2009 at 9:58 am
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (I’m a bitch)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I’m a bitch)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I’m a bitch)

4. It’s not you, it’s me. (I’m a bitch)
Alex
Jan 26th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Orangello sounds like he’s been rejected quite a few times …
erin
Jan 26th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I’m gonna go ahead and say most of those just mean ‘I’m not into you and I avoid confrontation’.
But as a girl, I do prefer my cat and Ben and Jerry’s…
Wok
Jan 26th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@ Orangello

yikes man, recently?

@erin

there is a compelling case to be made for ice cream > relationship
Jen Diggity
Jan 26th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Yuck. I’m usually not the women’s libber type, but dear lord. This is just ridiculous. I love you dearly, Alex, but maybe, just maybe, women can be trusted enough to take what they say at face value.
Woohaha
Jan 26th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Ahhaha – you’re delusional. Please show me a woman who says what they mean and I’ll marry the girl!
Jen Diggity
Jan 26th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Sorry! I’m already married.
Johnny Cat
Jan 26th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
“You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me’, nobody tells me it’s them, not me! If it’s anybody,it’s me!”

-George Costanza

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