Comments on: Life in Penistone: Not as hard as you’d think

By: MichaellaS

MichaellaS — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:29:54 +0000

tks for the effort you put in here I appreciate it!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:50:52 +0000

@Adam Stanhope: except Fridays. Life is hard on Fridaynight in Penistone.

By: Adam Stanhope

Adam Stanhope — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:08:51 +0000

I still like "Life in Penistone: Not as hard as you’d think" the best.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:46:24 +0000

Penistone: your happy place.

Come and stay in Penistone.

Wake up to the sound of the mighty organ of Penistone.

By: aerophisher

aerophisher — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:50:52 +0000

Be Genital When You Name Towns

By: Joe Bison

Joe Bison — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:41:33 +0000

I vote for one of the ones from Carrington:
"-Penistone: actually, yes, we ARE glad to see you."

By: violet

violet — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:29:21 +0000

Cock Blocks and Other British Streets

By: ZenBlue

ZenBlue — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:08:44 +0000

Penistone: where hard-up seamen don't get shafted

By: Qio

Qio — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 06:18:08 +0000

Penistone, We're hard on crime.

By: jessedybka

jessedybka — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:40:06 +0000

Penistone residents: tough nuts to crack

Penistone locals firm on pronounciation

Upstanding British towns

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:31:15 +0000

Go ahead. Just try to pass it!

By: mouserz

mouserz — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:18:36 +0000

dick jokes

By: brittsmom29

brittsmom29 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:50:56 +0000

And you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth!

By: varial

varial — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:33:28 +0000

I'll take "The Penistone Mightier" for $400, Alex. And your mother, too.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:20:51 +0000

Adam Stanhope,

I vote for Scott-O's:
"And You Thought YOUR Neighbors Were Nuts!”

By: Christophe

Christophe — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:18:44 +0000

Penistone : I wonder what it sounds like?

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:07:48 +0000

When you asked me to kiss the blarney stone I played along but this is where I draw the line

By: ferdinandcc

ferdinandcc — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:04:15 +0000

Oh, you went to the school of hard knocks? Wow. Me? I went to Penistone Elementary.

By: Adam Stanhope

Adam Stanhope — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:52:24 +0000

I really like this one from Carrington:

Penistone: actually, yes, we ARE glad to see you.

By: Adam Stanhope

Adam Stanhope — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:44:27 +0000

There are some GREAT ones here!

What are your favorites so far?

By: Ferd Berfel

Ferd Berfel — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:22:03 +0000

1. Beer Nuts - the beginnings a serious genital disease.
2. Cotton Balls - Advanced stage of Beer Nuts.
3. Penistone - Metastasized Cotton Balls.
A sure death follows.

By: Paul in Boca

Paul in Boca — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:55:28 +0000

stapler, a bit more succinct, good on you!

By: Miss Priss

Miss Priss — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:30:30 +0000

Penistone: The difference between a rock and a hard place.

By: ZenBlue

ZenBlue — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:02:23 +0000

"Cunning Linguist Rams Hen House in Penistone Cockup"

By: stapler

stapler — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:55:56 +0000

hey paul,

How about "We're so friendly, you'll come daily!"?

By: brittsmom29

brittsmom29 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:54:01 +0000

All the others just fall flat!

By: the dodger

the dodger — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:40:18 +0000

I live just down the road in holmfirth in West Yorkshire..
Between a couple of local villages..Farnley Tyas an Thurstonland (!) is a 16th centuary milepost with it clearly spelt as 'Pennystone'....at some point i think maybe the village fathers thought this must have sounded cheap and decided to rename the place penistone....!

By: Church

Church — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:34:38 +0000

If you're in Penistone for more than four hours, seek medical help immediately.

By: Mor

Mor — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:31:50 +0000

Neither a penis, nor a tone

By: Scott-O

Scott-O — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:28:04 +0000

"And You Thought YOUR Neighbors Were Nuts!"