Comments on: Inaugural Speech Generator

By: Nymphadora

Nymphadora — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:23:30 +0000

My fellow Americans, today is a funny day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “Cat”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually walk.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces great and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is beautiful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for spouses. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your head is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a gyneacologist. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a tv cd. But seeing together we can right this ship, and set a course for moon.

Finally, I must thank my tall family, my hard campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank children for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your soft efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Whahaha

By: Christophe

Christophe — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:17:20 +0000

“I want to thank NASCAR for making this historic occasion possible”

sponsoring gone wild, LOL

By: nick

nick — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:00:33 +0000

he should wear saggy pants as well.

By: Iranians hate Obama

Iranians hate Obama — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:45:51 +0000

Don’t worry. Muslims LOVE Obama:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8a_1232034037

Voting “present” is no way to be an executive. We are all screwed.

By: ted

ted — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:31:03 +0000

It was too many words for me to bother typing.

By: Corinne

Corinne — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:06:38 +0000

@jaffacakelover I did the same thing!

I have to share this, Rocky Horror Themed words only:

Finally, I must thank my transexual family, my lusty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Brad and Janet for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of f***ing the American people. Without your frightful efforts, none of this would have been possible.

By: jaffacakelover

jaffacakelover — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:57:40 +0000

I wrote a certain f-word in the second to last box, which turned out to be totally appropriate!
I would however, like it if the economy was truly Bodacious.

By: Stevi

Stevi — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:33:01 +0000

My fellow Americans, today is a prettyz day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “banana”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually glitters.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces supersonic fast and slimy challenges like never before. Our economy is naughty. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for aliens. Our healthcare system is quick. If your pinky toe is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a con artist. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a nipple ring tuna fish. But pulsating together we can right this ship, and set a course for seattle.

Finally, I must thank my jumpy family, my sweaty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the gays for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of kickboxing the American people. Without your brilliantly efforts, none of this would have been possible.

By: Jake Da Snake

Jake Da Snake — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:54:23 +0000

Alright, back up for me.

By: Jake Da Snake

Jake Da Snake — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:27:46 +0000

Not working for me in Flock…

By: Zecc

Zecc — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:40:36 +0000

Firefox users: don’t be discouraged.
The speech was generated perfectly in a popup window. That error appeared after refreshing the original window.
(sorry for double posting)

By: Zecc

Zecc — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:37:14 +0000

It worked fine in Firefox.
(unless you count the “The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.” part)

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:15:12 +0000

Hmm, it works fine for me in MSIE. What browser are you using?

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:07:21 +0000

I think the site went down. I can’t access it from a couple of other sites that linked it, either. If it doesn’t come back soon, I’ll pull it.

By: juantxo

juantxo — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:04:28 +0000

Hi Miss Cellania! The link is not working…

i stop by here everyday. I (heart) neatorama.

Regards,
Juantxo