Comments on: Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

By: whatwhat

whatwhat — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:57:49 +0000

This is the adorable-st/funniest thing I have ever seen.
For the record, I haven’t seen Star Wars either and i thought his name was Hans till this moment

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:02:42 +0000

It’s late to comment on this but I thought his name was “Hans” until I was 17 years old, and a friend of mine (a Star Wars fanatic) laughed at me like I was an idiot… I told him “hey, which one of us has a girlfriend, and which one of us has a wall full of HANS SOLO variant action figures?”

That was the end of that.

By: renderanything

renderanything — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:29:53 +0000

Yes, but if there’s a Hans, shouldn’t there be a Frans so they can “Pump you up!”?

By: Jbot

Jbot — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:23:46 +0000

awesome parts (animationwise) “Hans?” “Kill him! or something” “and luke is like, a farmer” “Lando betrays them, then feels bad about it, them dies, feeling bad about it.” “And the planet is under attack by giant robots” “They go to the bar planet and lei is in a golden suit” (still in suit on endor)

By: ted

ted — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:05:28 +0000

I guess you can find anything on the internet.

By: Darren

Darren — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:56:07 +0000

I don’t think I can count the buckets of win that was.

By: Atrix

Atrix — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:52:36 +0000

The only big thing she missed was the “I am your father” bit. Other than that, props for knowing that much without actually watching it!

By: Mr Lady

Mr Lady — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:36:36 +0000

Seriously Awesome.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:20:03 +0000

egzellent! I’m Hanz and I abbrove diz mezzage!

By: kyuubiness

kyuubiness — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:06:52 +0000

The Hans Olo part had me laughing so hard, lol

By: DOJ

DOJ — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:26:41 +0000

nice find, I hoped she’d mention the garbage crusher
and your second link was cool too

By: Frau

Frau — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:25:46 +0000

HAHA!! She actually came pretty close, for someone only maybe having seen bits of it.

By: Creamy

Creamy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:00:09 +0000

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

By: matt

matt — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:52:58 +0000

i love how there’s a Wilhelm Scream in this vid.

By: Shen

Shen — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:20:56 +0000

I had more fun this video than with the real movie, LOL

By: just a guy

just a guy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:02:47 +0000

when she mentioned the Han and Luke kiss, then she was obviously being purposly ‘extra silly’, which took away from it a little since it wasn’t sincere. But despite that I was quite amused.

By: Xayzer

Xayzer — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:56:53 +0000

@Scooter

As pervasive as a transvestite can be (sorry, that’s executive transvestite)

Talking about flags:

- What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?
- It’s just the Rebels, sir… they’re here.
- My God, man! Do they want tea?
- No, I think they’re after something a bit more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.
- Damn, that’s dash cunning of them.

Anyone who doesn’t know Eddie (poor bastards) are probably wondering what on earth we are blathering about

By: Braddan

Braddan — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:47:36 +0000

so SO much better than the hours of crap endured for years! If only shed taken care of the DIRE sequels as well TOP JOB!!

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:43:25 +0000

Scooter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwz42NeZWHo

By: Scooter

Scooter — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:41:32 +0000

Xayzer, Cake or death. I’m surprised to find Eddie is pervasive in everything in life…

“Yes, but do you have a Flag?”

Oh, yeah. the movie was kinda funny too. I’d like to see Star Wars Sweded.

By: Blake

Blake — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:31:41 +0000

I actually did see it in the late ’90s and this is how I would describe it too, because I don’t remember it, BECAUSE IT SUCKED AND WAS UTTERLY FORGETTABLE.

By: kid_icarus

kid_icarus — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:29:43 +0000

oh, but i also wanted to say that was hilarious.

By: kid_icarus

kid_icarus — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:28:57 +0000

she has obviously seen chasing amy due to her description of vader as a crusty old white man……….that whole scene is really the only good part in chasing amy imo

By: rika

rika — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:24:38 +0000

omg i haven’t laughted so hard since ages!
THANK YOU

By: Gini

Gini — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:14:35 +0000

By far the best summary of Star Wars I’ve heard. Much better than my 3 yr old’s. He always forgets about Lando and focuses on Yoda… Figures.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:09:48 +0000

Hilarious!

By: xayzer

xayzer — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:04:38 +0000

Blasphemer! We should burn her at the stake or freeze her in carbonite (or offer her cake. Cake or death?)

Funny though.

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:00:33 +0000

I believe that is the equation for figuring out “force” (real life force not star wars force).

Force = Mass x Acceleration

By: Chandrielle

Chandrielle — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:59:33 +0000

Close enough. She got Lando’s name right which I was actually kind of surprised by.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:55:11 +0000

What’s “F=MA”?

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:51:42 +0000

adorable and hilarious retelling of the trilogy
I want to hear her take on other movies

By: Jake Da Snake

Jake Da Snake — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:39:56 +0000

Haha. Brilliant

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:33:52 +0000

Oh man, that was too funny! This made my day!

By: ThEgg

ThEgg — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:32:55 +0000

Oh gawd! Lmao! Nice find!