Comments on: Caption Monkey: Mom on a Segway, Pushing a Baby Stroller

By: Collin B.

Collin B. — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:10:15 +0000

Tuck- Segways are more stable than you think. And she happens to be my aunt. Get bent.

By: Tuck

Tuck — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:32:40 +0000

Doesn’t matter, Wilma – Pushing a baby stroller while on a Segway is reckless, and endangers the child! I’m sorry if “the lady is a cancer survivor whose leg was amputated above the knee.” Other amputees have managed to come up with saner ways to babysit.

By: Wilma

Wilma — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:36:52 +0000

Apparently, this lady is a cancer survivor whose leg was amputated above the knee. She gets around using a Segway instead of a wheelchair. On this day, she happened to be babysitting her grandniece who is in the stroller.

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:18:46 +0000

http://gizmodo.com/5602600/i-am-very-sorry-segway-stroller-lady?skylin e=true&s=i

By: eileen

eileen — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:21:33 +0000

Six wheels are better than four.

By: karmakaze

karmakaze — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:56:47 +0000

Roller-Fergie saves another run away baby carriage.

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:25:02 +0000

Ya!

By: Scott-O

Scott-O — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:52:07 +0000

For the person who wants to get where they are going and still obey the “Do Not Walk” sign.

By: Sam R.

Sam R. — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:00:26 +0000

Because putting the motor in the stroller would have been excessive.

By: Yadhu

Yadhu — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:46:38 +0000

Beauty and the Baby on the Wheels!………..

By: Jamie-O

Jamie-O — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:24:47 +0000

Jennie always wondered why she was scared of stepping on a crack. Looking back through old photos, this explained a lot.

By: Garys

Garys — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:09:42 +0000

This is how I roll!

By: Scott-O

Scott-O — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:44:13 +0000

Ironically, she is on the way to the gym to show her daughter how to use a treadmill.

By: Scott-O

Scott-O — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:43:08 +0000

Sheila’s faith in her doctor was diminished when she took his advice to “go outside and get some air” and yet the pounds stayed on.

By: Jessica T.

Jessica T. — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:27:39 +0000

Your Mama’s so stupid she bought a $5,000 Segway to push you around in a $50 stroller.

Dude, that doesn’t even make sense.

No, when you were a baby. Like, instead of walking. Get it? Your mom, your mom’s so stupid…

No, dude, I get it. It’s just dumb. No one would do that.

Yeah, but, like, your mom’s so dumb she actually DID though. I found this photo.

Shit.

By: Jessica T.

Jessica T. — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:24:31 +0000

“Yeah, this how I roll. Got my Gucci shirt, Louis pants. Momma in the back stuntin’ on the Segway. Puttin’ rims on soon, we both gonna be sittin on dubs. She got the Dom Perignon in the backpack right now. Feed that shit to me in a bottle, bitch! No way I make her walk. Baby be ballin’.”

By: amelia

amelia — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:33:46 +0000

Zipadeedooda! Zip-on-Segway! My oh my what a wonderful day!

By: amelia

amelia — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:32:09 +0000

Zipadeedooda, Zip on Segway!

By: amelia

amelia — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:31:03 +0000

slowdown honey! Mummy can’t catch up! I’m not that young anymore you know.

By: Muppetmaker

Muppetmaker — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:42:46 +0000

The Urban Segway Iditarod – Kelly and Her Daughter Samantha ‘Husky’ Marie, round the corner about to hit the final leg of the run, making sure to budget time for a quick Starbucks stop.

By: Marissa

Marissa — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:23:32 +0000

Where’s a remotely-operated battery drainer when you need one?

By: Marilyn Terrell

Marilyn Terrell — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:21:54 +0000

“Faster Sweetie! Mommy’s late for work!”

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:07:32 +0000

walking: it’s not for everyone.

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:04:00 +0000

mommy’s got a stroller of her own.

By: Stew

Stew — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:51:00 +0000

And the sad part is, she’ll probably do an hour on the treadmill tonight.

By: Me two

Me two — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:59:57 +0000

On her way to the auditions for ‘America’s laziest parent’, Alice decided to pick up a newspaper.

By: Vizor

Vizor — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:56:12 +0000

Undercover TSA agent escorts suspected terrorist to juvenile detention facility

By: krmore

krmore — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:53:06 +0000

Mommy-bot and baby-bot take their afternoon walk

By: MissLK

MissLK — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:51:52 +0000

The wheels on the Segway go round and round, round and round, round and round!

By: SloppyBud

SloppyBud — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:23:28 +0000

Might as well be a head in a jar.

By: rommel

rommel — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:45:06 +0000

segway inc introduces strolcar for babies.
ideal for travelling babies and in this case, towing drained segways.

By: tclark1205

tclark1205 — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:37:45 +0000

“If only I could somehow fit the stroller on here, I’m tired of leaning over. I’m trying to do my part in conserving (my) energy.”

By: sybann

sybann — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:35:32 +0000

The next phase of human evolution: wheels!

By: pwscott

pwscott — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:05:32 +0000

Hey, it’s not raining in Seattle. Go figure

By: pwscott

pwscott — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:03:52 +0000

Mall Cop 2: Til Death do us Part

By: Marshall

Marshall — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:07:51 +0000

“They see me rollin/They hatin’”

By: hiddnfox

hiddnfox — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:05:11 +0000

The new Diet Segway will help you lose fat while you tour your neighborhood

By: Jay L.

Jay L. — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:40:31 +0000

What!?! It’s safer than pushing it with the car.

By: Jessica T.

Jessica T. — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:29:43 +0000

“Damn Walk-to-Preschool Day.”

By: Jessica T.

Jessica T. — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:28:14 +0000

“DUI? SHMEE-UI! My daughter & I are riding on wheels one way or the other whether the State of Washington likes it or not!”

By: Jessica T.

Jessica T. — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:27:06 +0000

Before Sally could walk and pull her mother all over Seattle in a Radioflyer, her mother pushed her in a stroller from a Segway. Surprisingly, her mother was much thinner in those days.

By: Craig

Craig — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:22:03 +0000

In America, even the retarded are allowed to have children.

By: David Gilman

David Gilman — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:45:03 +0000

A fool and her child are soon parted!

By: Marina

Marina — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:37:16 +0000

Bad idea written all over it.

By: geeksplosion

geeksplosion — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:03:30 +0000

Speaking of parenting, American mothers continue to innovate.

(think about it for a while, you’ll get it)

By: Deezer

Deezer — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:45:14 +0000

“Honey, we are better than the bipeds…someday you will realize and embrace that.”

By: David Govett

David Govett — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:43:49 +0000

Newspaper stands and trees by a road.

By: Doom

Doom — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:43:12 +0000

This week were showing baby how to use the Segway.
Next week, the Car.

By: Mags

Mags — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:32:39 +0000

Multitasking – you’re doing it wrong

By: Holly West

Holly West — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:27:33 +0000

I bet she is looking for a Starbucks.