Water Resonator

1. DaveH
   January 12th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

   Is a tin-foil hat included in the price?

2. Gauldar
   January 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

   I always had difficulty hooking my water up to my e-meter, but now I see I was lacking this device in order to get my water audited.

3. AndiB.
   January 12th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

   Poor world… thinking that some people will BUY that piece of crap!

4. Gauldar
   January 12th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

   AndiB,

   Oh trust me, there are enough people in the world that WILL buy that crap. LONG LIVE TEH INTERNETS!

5. Craig
   January 12th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

   If only it could ionize the water and convert it to homeopathic medicine at the same time…

6. zav
   January 12th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

   And this does what, exactly?

7. Gauldar
   January 12th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

   Zav,

   What doesn’t it do!?!?!

8. Alice
   January 12th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   Not to be a spoil sport .. but .. I wonder how many of the commenters who think is wacky, crazy, loony, silly … how many of those people also think that believing in the sky god of their choice makes perfect sense …

   I seek consistancy. Either it’s all loony, silly, crazy, wacky .. or it’s all valid .. one or the other folks

9. Gauldar
   January 12th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

   I’m not on good terms with the gods. They stay away from me, I stay away from them… and in the end nobody has to worry about restraining orders again.

10. Skipweasel
    January 12th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Actually, it’s not really a water resonator. It’s secretly a dual-purpose brain/wallet resonator. The synergistic energy balancing mode transfers energy from your wallet to your brain and back again in a harmonic way letting your common sense trickle from your nose and you cash float from your wallet.

11. CheeseDuck
    January 12th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Wait. It was hand made by Buddhist monks?

12. Gauldar
    January 12th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    CheeseDuck,

    I’ve got a mouse turd in a matchbox that I got for $200, the guy who sold it to me said the mouse was the reincarnation of Jesus… or was it Elvis.

    What I’d like to know is how Budist monks manage to get “Siberian Blue, optically clear, laboratory grade quartz crystals”. That is if it’s not just some kind of plastic. I smell sweatshop!

13. Scooter
    January 12th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    I’d rather have an Intergalactic Gargleblaster… Maybe that’s just me.

14. DaveH
    January 12th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Alice, I don’t believe in imaginary friends either.

15. SenorMysterioso
    January 12th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    And to think I’ve been drinking unresonated water all these years. Ill take two

16. sw
    January 12th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    what was that dumb book a few years back about water having feelings? something about the ’scientists’ yelling at water and it making ugly crystals compared to the water they said nice things to?

17. just a guy
    January 12th, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    @ Scooter:

    Pangalactic gargleblaster, if you meant the alcoholic drink from Hitchiker’s Guide.

    —————-

    I was just thinking the other day “This water sure is good, but… it lacks…. uhhhhh, resonance?”

18. Alice
    January 12th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    DaveH, you’re a good egg in my book

19. Shprocket
    January 13th, 2009 at 6:34 am

    These used to be a lot cheaper back when the Tibetan monks had all those slaves to do the work for them.

20. Ray
    January 13th, 2009 at 7:00 am

    No shortage of suckers…
    http://www.musicdirect.com/product/73452
    After all, they’re born at a rate of 60 per hour!

21. Fred G.
    January 13th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    More from the same lunatics: the Advance Bio photon Analyzer:
    http://www.biophotonanalyzer.com/

22. Adam Stanhope
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    This, incidentally, is the self-proclaimed “Buddha Maitreya” aka the living incarnation of Buddha, who has personally “blessed” the silly $500 item:

    http://www.buddhamaitreya.org/

    Here’s something about him when he was simply Ron Spencer back in the 1980s:

    http://www.rickross.com/reference/shambhala/shambhala2.html

23. Scooter
    January 13th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Doh, Pangalactic! and here I was thinking small. Goes to show how bad my memory is, i last read HHGG in 7 years or so ago.

24. Harv
    January 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Bonito portavasos

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