Mail Order Husbands

Posted by Alex in Blog & Internet, Funny on January 12, 2009 at 1:55 am


Guys have been able to erhm, order, a mail order bride from Russia and Asia for quite some time now. But what about the ladies? Fulfilling an obviously under-served niche is this fantastic website, Mail Order Husbands.

This one to the left is "Steven"

I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".

I’m sure this is the foremost questions your mind:

Q: What does it cost the parties involved?

Art: It all depends on the demand. We have an excellent variety of quality bachelors, and the highest demand is for men around 30 years old with lots of hair. For example if you want to order a 52 year old bald man who has bad psioriasis, well then maybe $600.. but say we had a candidate that looked like a young Erik Estrada, well that kind of product doesn’t last long, we typically charge around $9,000.

Don’t forget to take the compatibility test! Link – via Rue the Day


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12 comments to "Mail Order Husbands"

  1. ted
    January 12th, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Deja vu. Unless you've managed to find another site just like the one you previously posted on Neatorama.

  2. Monkee Jones
    January 12th, 2009 at 8:30 am

    I'm sorry. Is this real???

  3. red
    January 12th, 2009 at 8:57 am

    joke site

  4. Gail Pink
    January 12th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    This is a joke, right? Funny.

  5. MarshaMarsha
    January 12th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Ha! This reminds me a little of Fornidate http://fornidate.com/

  6. jhbmw007
    January 12th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Yes- you've posted this before on Neatorama. Has Neatorama finally reached the end of the internet and now has to start doing re-runs? Woe is me.

  7. Frau
    January 12th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    It's new for me. There are times when I am not available to be here and miss out.

    How convenient for "Steven", that his county lock up pic is the same size for the mail order husband site.

  8. Gauldar
    January 12th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    jhbmw007,

    Yeah... I'm afraid that's my fault. You know, I got drunk last night and accidently deleted 1/2 the internet, my bad. So ya, re-runs.

  9. Scooter
    January 12th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Well, Gauldar as long as the half of the internet you deleted was Porn, then i wish you could delete 9/10ths of what is left.
    Then maybe the internet would be a safe place.

  10. DOJ
    January 12th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    without porn advertisers, who will pay for the internet?

  11. just a guy
    January 12th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Sexy!

    D:

  12. Florida
    July 15th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    So Funny, but looks too much like the guys on the "internet dating sites"!!!


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