Mail Order Husbands

By Alex in Blogs & Internet on Jan 12, 2009 at 1:55 am

Guys have been able to erhm, order, a mail order bride from Russia and Asia for quite some time now. But what about the ladies? Fulfilling an obviously under-served niche is this fantastic website, Mail Order Husbands.

This one to the left is "Steven"

I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".

I’m sure this is the foremost questions your mind:

Q: What does it cost the parties involved?

Art: It all depends on the demand. We have an excellent variety of quality bachelors, and the highest demand is for men around 30 years old with lots of hair. For example if you want to order a 52 year old bald man who has bad psioriasis, well then maybe $600.. but say we had a candidate that looked like a young Erik Estrada, well that kind of product doesn’t last long, we typically charge around $9,000.

Don’t forget to take the compatibility test! Link – via Rue the Day


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  1. ted
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Deja vu. Unless you’ve managed to find another site just like the one you previously posted on Neatorama.

  2. Monkee Jones
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 8:30 am

    I’m sorry. Is this real???

  3. Gail Pink
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    This is a joke, right? Funny.

  4. MarshaMarsha
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Ha! This reminds me a little of Fornidate http://fornidate.com/

  5. jhbmw007
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Yes- you’ve posted this before on Neatorama. Has Neatorama finally reached the end of the internet and now has to start doing re-runs? Woe is me.

  6. Frau
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    It’s new for me. There are times when I am not available to be here and miss out.

    How convenient for “Steven”, that his county lock up pic is the same size for the mail order husband site.

  7. Gauldar
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    jhbmw007,

    Yeah… I’m afraid that’s my fault. You know, I got drunk last night and accidently deleted 1/2 the internet, my bad. So ya, re-runs.

  8. Scooter
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Well, Gauldar as long as the half of the internet you deleted was Porn, then i wish you could delete 9/10ths of what is left.
    Then maybe the internet would be a safe place.

  9. DOJ
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    without porn advertisers, who will pay for the internet?

  10. just a guy
    Jan 12th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Sexy!

    D:

  11. Florida
    Jul 15th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    So Funny, but looks too much like the guys on the “internet dating sites”!!!

  12. Benedict
    Jan 16th, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    If interest for a great ride anytime/anywhere, then e-mail me at benedictbev@yahoo.com

  13. LOLA
    Mar 26th, 2010 at 10:39 am

    He looks like a molestor


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