Are you dying for a Whopper right now, but don't have a dime to your name? Do you have Facebook? Well, problem solved - download the Whopper Sacrifice application. If you have 10 friends you're willing to dump on Facebook, Burger King will send you a coupon for a free burger. Plus, the people you ditched get e-mails saying that the King means more to you than they do. I think that's weird, and pretty crappy. But I guess if you get 10 friends in on it and warn them that you're going to dump them but not to be offended, you can have yourself a pretty painless, free Whopper. Or you could just dig around in your couch cushions and check the dryer for coins. You can probably come up with a couple of bucks for a Whopper.
http://www.whoppersacrifice.com via Slashfood
Previously on Neatorama: Whopper Perfume. I have to say, their marketing gets my attention. It doesn't send me to Burger King, but it does get my attention.