Chris “Jesus” Ferguson Makes Fruit Salad

By Stacy in Video Clips on Jan 6, 2009 at 11:10 pm

Professional poker player Chris Ferguson can cut bananas and watermelon just by throwing a playing card. Pretty impressive, but wouldn’t it be easier to just use a knife?
I kid, I kid.


Email This Post
Tweet This Post 
Share This Post on Facebook

Tags: , , , , ,


Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:


  1. Christophe
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Ah, ah, ah! My Brain just got schyzo : Jesus throwing deadly playing cards to cut a fruit salad held by a cutie?
    Excellent! Here comes the next Marvel Hero! :D

  2. Johnny Cat
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 1:13 am

    Hooray for falseness. I’m not a critic of the guy or anything, but you do realize this is…well, this is way more fake than the Snowprints. In fact, this guy is the most magical thing about this post. He seems ethereal.

  3. Alex
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 2:41 am

    wouldn’t it be easier to just use a knife?

    It would be easier with these stainless steel playing cards!

  4. Nathan Miller
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Okay, fake or not, this is pretty cool.

    I used to throw floppy disks similarly, but they are much too thick to cut fruit…

  5. Puddnik
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:22 am

    I’ll see your Chris Ferguson, and raise you one Ricky Jay.

    Ricky Jay not only did it first, but did it better. Pull up a video or two on You Tube, you won’t be disappointed.

  6. DOJ
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Ricky Jay’s book “Cards as Weapons” is good fun
    but I still suck at it

  7. jonathan
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    “This is why the terrorists hate us.”

  8. Ali S.
    Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    While he’s not playing poker Chris is also an assassin who uses his cards as weapons.

  9. violet
    Jan 9th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    It’s not fake. He’s also an incredible ballroom dancer. Also, whenever he does one of his experiments in turning a dollar into twenty thousand through extreme bankroll management, he donates it to charity. The only person who donates more is Barry Greenstein, who plays full time and donates ALL winnings to charity.


Keep track of the comments with Comment RSS

Don't Miss: New Stuff | Bestsellers | The Cute Store
                   Funny T-Shirts

Need a gift? Get unforgettable gifts for:
Geeks | Pranksters | Kids | Hipsters | Shutterbugs

Lijit Search

Old school? Bookmark us! RSS Feed Twitter Facebook Page