Comments on: Caption Monkey 54: Mr. T and Nancy Reagan

By: Lee F.

Lee F. — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:05:55 +0000

Well done, Jon!

By: jonathan

jonathan — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:49:27 +0000

WIN! I truly had some fierce competition. Well done, guys.

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:33:19 +0000

Santa, you crazy, deaf old fool! I said I wanted a FANCY RAYGUN for Christmas!

By: Sirdooder

Sirdooder — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:42:17 +0000

Quit yo jibba jabba' Nancy and go grab me a menthol off of the Christmas tree.

By: Doug in Seattle

Doug in Seattle — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:08:47 +0000

No, seriously, it's a chocolate eclair in my pocket.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:55:56 +0000

I can't caption : I'm speechless Oo

By: obsessivetwilightfansbro

obsessivetwilightfansbro — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:03:35 +0000

I pity the foo' who thinks I'm Santa

By: Some Canadian Skeptic

Some Canadian Skeptic — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:01:24 +0000

It was at this moment that Ronnie realized that Alzheimer's wasn't to blame, and his fear of black men was entirely justified...

By: pwscott

pwscott — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:42:34 +0000

Damn it Hannibal! This is the last time I'm gonna do Whitehouse security with Murdock!

By: pwscott

pwscott — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:36:52 +0000

No ma'am I don't think I'm ready to emancipate the Lincoln bedroom.

By: eroe777

eroe777 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:30:17 +0000

Gee, I just add water and it expands to life size!

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:25:33 +0000

The 'T' stands for 'Toymaker'

By: los tacos

los tacos — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:17:38 +0000

Nancy - "Mr T i would like a different necklace for Christmas, and not the one around your neck"

By: jimmyhoffascorpse

jimmyhoffascorpse — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:07:01 +0000

Nah foo you ain' gettin' me fo christmas!

By: violet

violet — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:33:50 +0000

Just say Ho.

By: leeee

leeee — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:16:05 +0000

Nancy: "He usually falls asleep by 9:30."

By: longoland

longoland — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:26:50 +0000

There once was a gal named Nancy,
To sit on Mr.T....She was not antsy,
She then called to Ron,
And begged to join on,
Gosh this is fancy.

By: longoland

longoland — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:16:22 +0000

Mr. T......"Oh, Nancy"
Nancy....."I call that cheeseburger butt"

By: SacredMeow

SacredMeow — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:11:36 +0000

"If you been bad, I pity tha fool!"

By: Carolina

Carolina — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:32:21 +0000

If you just jump up and down a bit I bet we could guess what you be getting for Xmas!

By: jonathan

jonathan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:59:41 +0000

"I see it in the stars: your career will last forever."

By: Wretched

Wretched — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:59:15 +0000

Mr. T finally completed his golden necklace collection when he got "First Lady on a Chain" for Christmas, although he rarely used it for everyday use.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:59:15 +0000

Yes fool, that is a candy cane in my pocket. Why you askin'?

By: JohnS

JohnS — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:33:34 +0000

Man... I must have been really good this year. Santa brought me a white lady.

By: AJC

AJC — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:14:45 +0000

Mr T says "Say Yes" this time

By: Scott-O

Scott-O — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:08:21 +0000

"There, there, T- I know you weren't really pitying that fool but he didn't know that."

By: moyamom

moyamom — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:55:31 +0000

..."Oh, Mr.T...you know, your'e the only black man that ever made me moist!...

By: kranzorZ

kranzorZ — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:43:50 +0000

Okay Willis, let Arnold have his turn on Santa's lap.

By: TeaFizz

TeaFizz — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:05:06 +0000

"Ron, this is your best costume ever!"

By: TeaFizz

TeaFizz — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:03:41 +0000

"You know, when most people kiss a frog, they get a prince..."