Sarah Palin Toilet Paper

1. Alex
   January 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm

   Though I'm guilty of the same thing, I notice that the phrase "Neatorama isn't a political blog" is invariably followed by a political post, and 99 times out of 100, it's against Republican/conservatism.

2. Paul in Boca
   January 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 pm

   Let the fun begin. I'm going to crack a few cold ones and watch the bantering. Personally, I'll side with those folks who think this is funny. But not you, eh, Alex? Go ahead, take your best (s)wipe!

3. Tony LaRocca
   January 2nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm

   I'm with Alex. For the second time this week, Neatorama insists it's not a political blog - immediately followed by a dig at Sarah Palin. Just because you say it doesn't make it true.

4. CE
   January 2nd, 2009 at 9:50 pm

   It is SOOOOOOO OBVIOUS that this site leans left. SOOOOO obvious.

5. chris a
   January 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm

   Yeah and the time I suggested a link about something anti-democratic I got an email with a link to a far left website bashing the link I suggested... Not political, maybe.. Unbiased? Definitely not.

   Anyways, I'd buy the tp just for a chance to have Palin in my pants :O. J/K Don't tell my wife I said that lol.

6. chris a
   January 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm

   Oh and the link was never posted either.. Go figure.

7. Andrewitis
   January 2nd, 2009 at 10:08 pm

   I can see that this may have a funny side to some, but really had this been about Barack it would not have ended up on Neatorama.

8. amoebaboy
   January 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm

   reminds me of the thatcher toilet paper back in the eighties, someone made a fortune out of that.

9. Dan Duderino
   January 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 pm

   The reason the TP rolls "cost" is because unlike almost everything else you've been buying, these rolls aren't produced in China. They are PRINTED IN THE USA (on recycled paper using soy ink). I know that the HITLER TP that "The Brits" were printing in WWII was much more expensive - but then again - they were hand pressed.
   ADD: Try to think of these rolls as "collector's items" that are handed down for generations, rather than actually used. FYI: A GW BUSH TP roll was dropped into a cornerstone time capsule of a Federal Gov building (by a Fed employee) that will be opened in 2100.
   -Duderino, president of PieHole.net and inventor of GW BUSH and PALIN TP

10. Barry
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    So - where is the OBAMA toilet paper ? Where are the Obama jokes / slurs on here ? Is this just a one sided liberal hack site ?

11. mds
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Neatorama is as niche-less as claimed; you can take a look at the archive categories to verify tor yourself.

    Jill went to the effort to premptively resolve potential misunderstanding about a lighthearted post covering a public figure who, meeting an apparent market demand I suppose, can find her image and quotes printed upon toilet paper. The point was and continues to be required as a few folks seem to get upset enough to comment.

    Now that the hippie sasquatch ninja-wonk that is the neatorama hive mind has been outed, perhaps you'll kindly include an off-limits list of topics so the people who run, contribute content,and enjoy viewing the site can keep you from being devastated by quick post addressing a $9 roll of tacky but funny toilet paper.

12. AJ
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    Any parody of Palin pales in comparison to the hack job she did on herself by opening her mouth.

13. Nathan Miller
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Everyone as of yet makes a good point.

    The phrase "... not political ..." usually means the same as "no offense."

    Obviously, the easiest, high-ground thing to do is to say "none taken," but it seems like a rather cheap shot today (after an Obama victory, etc etc) to continue to kick the loser while he's down.

    We have 4/8 years to make fun of liberals now. There's been quite a few of making fun of conservatives.

    It's simply uncouth to kick a party when their down.

14. Nathan Miller
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    "When they're down," not "when their down."

    Unless I'm referring to "when their down pillows burst."

    It's also uncouth to kick a party when their down pillows burst.

15. wpdunn71901
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Can't wait for the well rounded humor when you do a short on the Obama-sockmonkey?
    What?, that is too Political sily me, i keep forgetting that blackiswhite and upisdown in the leftosphere

    jebus, can't you just admit you can't even see the idiotic hypocrisy of that opening statement?

16. Johnny Cat
    January 3rd, 2009 at 12:18 am

    we should really be wiping our asses with the seashells. that's future style. and maybe they'll have caricatures on them as well.

17. Johnny Cat
    January 3rd, 2009 at 12:22 am

    "Golly, the Hockey Mom almost made number 2"

    "You Betcha!"

    really pedestrian, there. we can do better than that.

18. Evil Pundit
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 am

    I bet the Obama toilet paper would never make it on here.

    The entirely predictable political leaning of Neatorama is getting very tedious. Guess I might have to quit this blog, like Boing Boing, and find something better. There are lots of blogs on the Internet -- why should I waste my time on a crappy one?

19. Johnny Cat
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Well, there's always the comment window, where you can tell us all how much we suck. That seems to occupy some of your time, Evil.

20. DaveL
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 am

    Unless Palinisms come out of a little speaker inside the tube as you unroll it, I think this fails to be neatoramiphic.

21. DaveL
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:24 am

    *Neatoramaphic?

22. DaveL
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:27 am

    *Neatoramaphile? lol... I should go to bed...

23. edo8
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:27 am

    Here's the thing, all you hurt I-heart-Palin afficionados..Do you really visit Neatorama for the politics? No, you don't. You visit it for it's unwavering and constant awesomeness. So if you don't like the (presumed) political inclination of the makers you either figure the site is still pretty damn amazing in non-political posts or you jusy go ahead drag your butt over to http://www.foxnews.com and try to be amused there..

    People have different opinions, deal with it

24. violet
    January 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 am

    snortsniff wha? Oh, I fell asleep.

25. ted
    January 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 am

    I'm not a Palin fan. Really, I'm not. It's strange to see a lot of hatred still being directed toward her, even though she's no longer in the running. Makes the left-leaners seem ultra petty.

    And I loved the "their down pillows" comment.

26. L.C.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Jesus Christ, why do you people take everything so personally???

27. BenJCarter
    January 3rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Now that's what I call classy. No wonder I have such a hard time voting Democrat.

28. CE
    January 3rd, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    There seems to be a lot of hate toward Ms. Palin. But, there's a thin line between love and hate....

29. AnUnSi
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Anyone who would manufacture this is mentally ill.
    Anyone who would publicize it on the Internet (e.g., Jill Harness) is sheer evil and may be diabolically possessed.

30. Gunner Sykes
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Yes, that's a side splitter, alright. Why not a video of someone pulling a chair from under Ms. Palin, so we can all watch her fall on her ass?

    That would be a hoot.

31. jm1656
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    More "Magic Negro" posts please.

32. liphttam1
    January 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Gee, theres nothing sexual about that at all. It also grosses me out so I wouldn't use it.

    For anyone who is angry at Alex for all the political posts, please stop. Election season hasn't died down yet so its hard not to find stuff like this.

33. Noelegy
    January 3rd, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Wow, this is just amazing. I didn't like Palin or dislike her, but I couldn't understand the sheer overkill of vitriol directed toward her. It was interesting to see just how cruel and hateful her critics could be. No, it wasn't interesting, I take that back; it was sickening. But without getting into politics (I vote third party, if you're interested), as someone else pointed out, if this was toilet tissue with Obama's face on it, the reactions would be far different.

34. islandmanagers
    January 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    yo axed fo it, yo got it.

    http://www.jeremyinc.com/BarackObamaToiletPaper.html

35. Deo
    January 4th, 2009 at 4:21 am

    It´s not hated against Palin. She keeps coming back out to TALK and I´m sorry, but it´s funny! She won´t go away, soooooooooooo..........

36. maggiethatcher
    February 20th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    amoebaboy -

    RE:'reminds me of the thatcher toilet paper back in the eighties, someone made a fortune out of that.'

    You can get it at http://www.maggiethatcher.com/products.html

37. Political Promos Blogger
    November 10th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    That looks like the Bush toilet paper I just posted about...and don't worry, I included an Obama roll too, in the interest of "balance."

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