Comments on: Nastiest Kwanzaa Cake Ever

By: Hakuna Fritatta

Hakuna Fritatta — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:20:37 +0000

Sorry, Sasuke, but I have the absolute right to hate anyone I choose. Like people who can’t put a sentence together to save their souls and then have the nerve to call other people morons.

To clear up a few of your rather juvenile misconceptions: Sandra Lee cannot cook for shit, and her boobs are beautiful only if you live on a planet where the prettiest thing imaginable is a tube sock stuffed with quarters.

By: 23 Skiddoo

23 Skiddoo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:45:58 +0000

If you don’t see what’s wrong with mixing cocoa and cinnamon with store bought icing, plopping canned pie filling into the middle of a store bought cake with said icing, or garnishing that cake with super salty corn nuts, I’d say you’re the one with the problem. I’m not jealous of Sandra Lee, and I don’t hate her either. I just find it really fascinating that someone who does nothing but combine store bought ingredients has her own hilarious show. I guess I’m happy that she does, though, because I have gotten so many laughs from said show.

As you mentioned, she’s a pretty lady with a rich husband (although I have to say, her boobs are okay at best). She doesn’t really need an internet white night who goes by the moniker of a villainous Naruto character to defend her honor.

By: Sasuke

Sasuke — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:15:11 +0000

All of you guys “Sandra Lee” haters are retarded, I didn’t see anything wrong with that “Kwanza” cake recipe, nobody always have the time to make full blown Kwanza cake, so if she tried to make it easier by using store brought ingredients … I didn’t see anything wrong with it.

I know, there must be a guy that being rejected by her, or a girl that jealous of her, and started these whole hate Sandra Lee thingy … and, the all the sheep just start jumping into … retarded followers.

Yes, she is pretty, and have beautiful boobs, yes she is famous, and also married to a rich guy, but that doesn’t mean to give you right to hate her.

Morron.

By: Hank Hill

Hank Hill — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:59:06 +0000

It’s because she blows the network’s manager, or knows where the bodies are buried. For no other reason should this abboration be publicly displayed anywhere except in some dimly lit basement of a fetishist club, sandwiched between Two Women and a Cup and Dogs Gone Wild.

By: kirastus

kirastus — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:37:05 +0000

I thought that it was a joke from some youtube user when I first saw this; then I google “Sandra Lee” and realised that it is real! Well… as for “real”… This is an abomination. I am sure that she doesn’t go anywhere near the crap that she’s dishing out, so why should anyone else? Seems like she’s very well-known in America, but… WHY WHY WHY???

By: Zoe

Zoe — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:31:07 +0000

I was sad that the video ended before she started eating the cake. I would have loved to see the look on her face.

By: liphttam1

liphttam1 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:30:59 +0000

I would try that. I think I would enjoy it. But would never take a second bite.

By: Clotho

Clotho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:22:36 +0000

yah, Sandra Lee is a bit of a joke, and I’ve always wondered what she’s doing with her own show on the Food Network – is it because of the boobs?

I watched part of an episode of her show, and she showed us how to make french fries – she took the bag of fries out of the freezer, opened it, put fries on a baking sheet and put it in the oven. Quite an enlightening episode, before then, I didn’t realize I needed to take the fries out of the bag before putting them in the oven ::)

By: Stew

Stew — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:15:04 +0000

Is this lady the culinary equivalent of what happened to John Malkovich at the end of Con Air or what? It’s not bad enough she’s mixing up enough flavors to make a billy goat puke; she has to destroy the food visually as well.

To call her a crappy cook would be an insult to crappy cooks around the planet. Wow. Just…wow.

By: Leif

Leif — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:55:56 +0000

Gauldar,
Damn, does the idea of mac-n-cheese over nacho chips sounding delicious to me make me white trash?
Top that with Taco Bell sauce packets and you’ve got a party!!!

By: Gail Pink

Gail Pink — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:13:13 +0000

This almost seems like a joke. Almost.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:42:15 +0000

Reminds me of this time I was on internet chat and this guy was talking about his drunk experience. He took kraft dinner and put it over nacho chips. It was called White Trash Party Dip.

By: Frau

Frau — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:11:45 +0000

Wow. Something that may give Fruitcake a run for it’s money.
Making a “cake” out of another cake, and adding popcorn and corn nuts to it? I am of hillbilly decent, and we call that “white trash cookin’ “.

By: Shelby

Shelby — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:43:23 +0000

Ick. Blech. NOT in the Kwanzaa tradition. She made a Kwanzaa kinara out of angle food cake and corn nuts. Really? Apples inside? What?! Who was at the meeting when this was tested and approved? Yeah. No one. It shows. She couldn’t just dress up chocolate chip cookies with sprinkles or dip them into almond bark or something remotely like a good idea for the holidays? Seriously?!

By: name

name — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:31:54 +0000

haha i wonder what Nick eats normally if he thinks this sounds awesome…

By: Joan

Joan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:16:49 +0000

Martin –

Maybe it’s just the limits of my tiny urban kitchen I cook pretty much everyday with a combination of fresh and pre-made ingredients. On the days I indulge in a full from scratch meal, it requires balancing pots, pans, and dishes precariously atop my limited counter space.

What I try to do is cook big batches once or twice a week. Then I have tasty reheatable meals on the other days when I don’t feel up to kitchen acrobatics!

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:04:27 +0000

I don’t know if its the cake, or if its because I’ve had a stomach flu the past two days… but just watching this made me feel very Ill.

By: Martin

Martin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:55:47 +0000

That recipe is an abomination. That’s not food, it’s bad sculpture.

Joan, I must take issue with your assertion

“…nobody has time to churn out a from-scratch meal everyday…”

I’m not bragging or gloating, I’m just a thrifty guy who loves to cook, and who is the son of two depression-era kid parents. I’ve cooked a from-scratch dinner every day for several decades. I work full time, same job for 21 years, and my relaxing pleasure at the end of every workday is to do just that, cook a great meal with great ingredients from scratch. Dinner, with my wife and children, now grown and flown, has been my religion.

You can do it too!

By: Tempscire

Tempscire — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:30:14 +0000

Urgh. I actually saw the first half of that segment on TV, but I got disgusted and turned it off before I realized she was going to add freaking Corn Nuts to a cake. What the hell is wrong with her?

By: LisaL

LisaL — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:26:26 +0000

Bleh…. won’t even get in to the whole Kwanzaa thing, but wow… that cake just SOUNDS awful. And it’s HILARIOUS that she’s calling the corn nuts acorns when it’s obvious from the close ups that it’s a bowl full of corny goodness… lol.

By: Alice

Alice — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:05:50 +0000

I’m convinced that this woman is either high or drunk while taping this show. That can be the only excuse for her bats**t crazy food.

By: Joan

Joan — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:00:14 +0000

I’m all for mixing homemade with store bought – nobody has time to churn out a from-scratch meal everyday – but I’ve never seen anything on her show that struck me as remotely appetizing. Blech.

By: unohav_1

unohav_1 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:56:29 +0000

There is a link off the CakeWrecks site to a photoset of someone attempting this recipe. One comment on the finished product had me reeling- This looks like one of those suet ball things for birds -Hahaha! Blech!

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:42:46 +0000

Grr, it didn’t link properly.

http://majikthise.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/03/hanukkah _ham_3.jpg

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:40:16 +0000

Her Star of Hannukah cake should be an excelent complement to this.

By: SarahW

SarahW — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:22:02 +0000

NIck, no argument on the awesome. Great and terrible, Awful, it is.

Most recreations of it on the net, however, indicate it tastes like canned pie filling ass. Spit out into trashcan territory. Prodigiously amazingly bad. Monumentally ill-advised.

By: SarahW

SarahW — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:19:53 +0000

Also I enjoy her well-meant insults to her fellow men. Like the marshmallows in the Hannukah cake (from the store-bought angelfood series). I guess nobody told her the ones she used are made from pig gelatin.

By: Nick Half

Nick Half — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:18:52 +0000

sorry, but that cake sounds awesome.

By: SarahW

SarahW — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:18:07 +0000

Poor Sandra Lee. I wonder if she knows her startling misuse of English and hydrogenated fats and plastic starfish is why she has a following.

I always wondered why she called them “Aigcorns” and why she didn’t just by some damn chocolate frosting.