What is it? Game 85

By Alex in What Is It on Dec 26, 2008 at 6:54 am

Hooray! It’s time for our collaboration with the always excellent What is it? Blog. This week brings us this strange object pictured to the left. Can you guess what it is?

Today being Christmas, the first person (or the funniest guess, if no one gets it right) wins a Free Neatorama T-Shirt! The game rules are darned simple: place your guess in the comment section. One guess per comment, but you can enter as many ones as you can think of. Post no URLs, please let others play.

For more clues, check out the What is it? Blog. Good luck!

Update 12/28/08 – the answer: This was marked “grenade launcher”, I’ve since found that it’s a European racquet grenade that’s missing the charge and the fuse, it was probably meant to be used with a trip wire to make a booby trap, but if a different type of fuse was attached the whole thing could have been thrown as a grenade. – congrats to SarahW who got it right first!


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  1. Larfin Jackarse
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    First.

    Now that is funny…no-one has ever done that before.

  2. Skipweasel
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 7:44 am

    It’s an explostive assisted butter pat. In very cold weather, butter is too hard to be easily shaped using conventional pats, so these were developed – the grenade-like device on the back fired on impact, shaping the bit’o butter better. Strictly a one-shot device, a second swipe was rarely needed since the butter was often neatly deposited in the next county.

  3. JamesM
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    I’d have to say this is a candle snuffer.

  4. mci209
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    This is a device that was crafted in the early 19th century that is used to extract a pound of flesh. Note the small cylinder with one open end. You hold this by the handle and in a swing that can only be described as a tennis lob shot, you strike the person and , of course, the little open end cylinder does the extracting. This device was later made illegal as there were too many politicians getting really nasty wounds while on the campaign trail.

  5. nick
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    pencil holder

  6. AronL
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    It’s a paddle-style hand grenade from the Great War. Many of these were improvised from found materials, so that’s why it looks so odd. =D

  7. LisaL
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    I’m gonna guess…. uuuhm… it holds a small flag pole. Like a wall mounted kind of thing *shrug*

  8. erick
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    damn my imagination:

    its some kind of a human circumcision device.

  9. triblinator
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Candle Snuffer. To further elaborate, you hold the paddle handle, and bring it down over the candle. The ‘top’ end (the end away from the handle) of the tube is close, to prevent air or snuff the candle.

  10. twoeightnine
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    It’s a rootbeer barrel mold, duh.

  11. Lew A
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Today isn’t Christmas :)

    Is it wine bottle opener?

    Lew

  12. Torsten
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    A torture instrument smuggled out of Abu Ghraib?

  13. Max Power
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Alex, where do you FIND these things? :O

  14. Max Power
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    I bet your attic is full of stuff like that which you don’t have a clue about. :D

  15. Wade Morris
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    I think its a torch holder

  16. Jolea Sampolesi
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    It is a flag pole holder to be attached to a belt so it can be carried during a review or parade… I think.

  17. Dan of the North
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    It’s a spanking paddle device for really naughty children. There’s a hollow cylinder where you put the battery and a metal bolt that sticks through the paddle. When contact is made on the child’s bottom, a small electrical charge is emitted, causing extra “shock”. The paddle handle is wooden so the paddler doesn’t get the electrical shock, only the paddlee. If the child is not so bad, just take the battery out and give a normal thwack to their bottom (sans electricity).

    Usually just the sight of this device is enough to improve any child’s behavior.

    It’s one reason why spanking is being outlawed in many places.

  18. chris
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    looks like a bdsm paddle. I’ve seen ones with objects that spell out ‘slut’ or various other words on the paddled behind and wouldn’t be surprised if that object on it produced some kind of imprint as well.

  19. Miss Cellania
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    It’s a paddle, used as an instrument of torture.

  20. Ali S.
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    It looks like the flag pole holder attached to horses so that when a rider has a flag in hand they can place the pole end into it for stability.

  21. Cole F.
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    The paddle is used by special weapons and tactics teams for assaults on barricaded suspects. A flashbang is inserted into the circular holder on the paddle. Like the atlatl of the Aztecs, the paddle is swung overhead and the flashbang (or HE grenade) is thrown much further than a man could throw it unassisted. This is a crucial component of any SWAT member’s loadout.

  22. Aves
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    It reminds me of…
    a hair straightener.
    Bahaha

  23. Leerie
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Honestly? It looks to me like a paddle-ball set that’s lost the string and ball. The tube-y thing would be for catching the ball in.

  24. Ned
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Looks to me like a cutting board for cutting cylindrical objects such as carrots or hotdogs and keeps them from rolling away… either that or a puppy paddle.

  25. SarahW
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    That is a racquet grenade, for French WW1 soldiers, or persons who are very competitive at ping-pong.

    The cylinder was stuffed with a charge and shrapnel, a little pipe bomb on a stick.

  26. pridesax09
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    It’s a paddle with a combination lock. The lock was put on by a mischievous little child to prevent punishment by his parents with the paddle.

  27. eoghan
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Thats my grans bondage toy.

  28. HarlockTaliesin
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    It looks like it’d be either an old sidewalk salter, or an ember/coal heated/weighted ice scraper.

  29. Martha
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Its a Calendar?!

  30. Krastina
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    The implement appears to have been affixed to a wall with the handle portion of the paddle facing upwards: observe the nail which is still present, as well as the three other holes reminiscent of nail holes. A stick or a hook would then perhaps be inserted into the metal opening. A hook seems more likely, as a straight pole would not rest very securely in the metal holder, given its size (about 4 inches?). Thus, an umbrella holder perhaps?

  31. jayjay
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    a weighted putty knife

  32. jayjay
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    say “ahhhhhh”

  33. jayjay
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    to be worn inside apnts to give the impression of an ever proud package

  34. jayjay
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    something used to complicate a simple task to the point of specialization

  35. jayjay
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    for making “tostones”

  36. liphttam1
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    It’s a practice paddle so you get better arm strength! The hollow tube can be filled for added wieght.

  37. E Z Peaces
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 1:08 am

    In the Great War, the Germans developed the stick grenade, where a wood handle screwed into an explosive head. To make shrapnel, a sleeve called a splittering could be put over the head.

    I think the “paddle” was an antipersonnel mine. The casting resembles a splittering. The first crew would go along 50 yards in front of the trench using a pipe and hammer to make holes in the ground the right size for the paddle handles. They’d insert a handle and tamp earth around it.

    The second crew would put grenade heads into the splitterings and stretch trip lines.

  38. Christophe
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 3:09 am

    A moisterizer. Nail it to the wall, fill the cylinder with sauce, dip a brush in the sauce and apply thoroughly to the cooking meat.

    I vote for Dan of the North, lol ;)

  39. Ralphmalph
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    This appears to be an old ball and cup game that may have been made with old materials. The nail that is above the cup would have once held a ball on a string. The ball being slightly smaller than the cup. Children and adults would then try to slide the ball into the cup without touching the ball or the cup?

  40. Nisha
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Candle holder.

  41. Nisha
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Finger cutter torture device?

  42. tripleX
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    It’s for collecting shit. First you hit the shit out of something, and then you put it in the container.

  43. tripleX
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Maybe it’s for catching or keeping leeches, or snails or something. You let it float with the container in the water. And pull it behind the boat if you go. Looks like there was a lid once.

  44. tripleX
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Or you use it to pick fruits from bushes with thorns. You need one hand for picking, and with this tool you keep the thorns away and have a container to collect the fruit (or maybe insects or something you don’t like near your body too much)

  45. tripleX
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Put a weight in it and whatever you hit (dust out of a carpet, or meat or whatever) gets hit with more power because of the outward force.

    I don’t know, could also be used for spanking while shaking a cocktail at the same time. Those dominatrixes can be very efficient.

  46. Markos
    Dec 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    this could be a leather knife/sword holder for the belt

  47. tripleX
    Dec 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    My last guess, honestly. Could it be a thing for collecting toll money for boats? They hang or throw it from a bridge on a rope, so someone on the boat can put money in it. Could have been a sign with the price under the nail.

  48. MichaelDTY
    Dec 29th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    it’s a grenade swatter


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