Comments on: Brussels Sprouts + Gorillas = Bad Situation

By: HERBY

HERBY — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:09:53 +0000

used in future
as an intigrator of intestinal flora
in humans

By: HERBY

HERBY — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:08:34 +0000

NEW USES FOR PRIMATE BACTERIA... LIFTS THEM OFF HEART AND CANCER LISTS...

AVIALIBLE SOON IN TABLET FORM

By: healthy food

healthy food — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:10:38 +0000

Brussels sprouts are really healthy. I enjoy them a lot but I haven't noticed any fart effect. I guess I don't eat that much of them, that's why!

By: Big red guy

Big red guy — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:50:30 +0000

Do they like asparagus?

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:38:51 +0000

how about apologizing to the gorillas and telling the humans to get a grip? Who goes to the zoo for the smell? How many fresh-smelling gorillas do YOU know?

By: Creighdon

Creighdon — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:03:51 +0000

I was a victem of uncontrolable audiable farts,but no odor,,at the clinic, tools were laid out for the operation ,,on my rear,I ask,, no he said, on ur olfactory nerves

By: Tommy Tucker

Tommy Tucker — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:35:21 +0000

Yumping Yiminey,

Is nothing sacred anymore...for reals...?

By: dreamcatcher

dreamcatcher — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 13:49:18 +0000

We have a similar problem when the dogs eat broccoli. They end up spending the day out in the yard.

By: Funnyman

Funnyman — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:50:06 +0000

Hey, this isn't near the effect of the methane cow farts that add to global warming. Get a grip, people.

By: liphttam1

liphttam1 — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 15:21:12 +0000

Looks like you don't have to blame it just on the dog anymore.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:54:56 +0000

@ RichM

I vote you for the funniest sentence ever!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:45:37 +0000

not exactly tony, since theyre still giving it to them when the zoo is closed...
its actually whats better for the animals
less people will come if it smelled so bad, means less money for the gorillas, and vice versa.

By: Tony L

Tony L — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:00:10 +0000

So it's what's most pleasing for the guests vs what is best for the animals' health?

By: Gail Pink

Gail Pink — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:54:26 +0000

Couldn't they just light a match?

By: Rocky Rook

Rocky Rook — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:43:56 +0000

They were prepared for the smell, but they didn't expect it to be that strong!! LOL!! That is a tear-jerker ... literally. I'm suprised there isn't a tax on the gas emissions.

By: Sid Morrison

Sid Morrison — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:31:04 +0000

LESSON: If a gorilla asks you to pull its finger, DON'T!

By: L.C.

L.C. — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:50:23 +0000

Um they are animals...if brussel sprouts are good for them, then why should they not get them just because some people are offended? Deal with it.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:39:44 +0000

The horror...the horror.

By: Evilbeagle

Evilbeagle — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:34:41 +0000

It's bad enough when humans eat brussel sprouts and fart. I don't even want to contemplate a gorilla fart. Though hey, it's not like they smell so great to begin with.

By: Alana

Alana — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:12:57 +0000

Just one more reason that I don't understand the British obsession with brussel sprouts at Christmas.

By: Teddo

Teddo — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:11:12 +0000

LOL Damn, in my day primates ate bananas.

By: red

red — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:53:10 +0000

good god, give them oranges instead!

By: RichM

RichM — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:51:28 +0000

Missed headline opportunity: "Gorillas and the Mist."

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:49:30 +0000

Apologising to the guests? What about the workers that have to manage the cages?