As if the Burger King isn’t creepy enough all on his own, now you can smell like him. I’m still hoping this perfume is a joke. It’s called Flame, and for a mere $3.99, you can smell like “the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame broiled meat.”
That’s really all I can say about this. Color me flabbergasted.
Al
The word ‘broiled’ to me has always sounded really weird and unappetising.
To close to ‘boiled’ perhaps?
Busby SEO Test Gary Viray
Now I wonder what kind of creature will such a scent attract. I don’t think the smell of broiled meat can be that seductive. LOL!
Johnny Cat
I’m totally replacing my stock supply of “Hey, You” with this modern version of the ultimate Meat Market scent.
(heart Gilda)
Muppetmaker
I just love this. I think it is amazing. I want to know what it actually smells like. This is totally something BK would do, they are kinda insane with their marketing, but hey it works.
Pleasenomoresteampunkcrap
Sounds fishy to me.
Burger King is getting a lot of press in places it normally doesn’t…plus the spray is available at one NYC party store?
Hmmmm.
Byrd Brain
Odd. I enjoy the occasional Whopper, but whenever I eat one, I spend the whole time trying to ensure that I will NOT smell like one afterward. If an onion falls out of the burger, leave it alone. Touching one of those will make your fingers smell like onions for days.
Evilbeagle
I know what you mean, Byrd Brain. I actually had one last night on the way home from a concert. Probably the first I have eaten in over a year, and I swear it stunk up the entire train even though I ate it before I actually boarded. My dogs were especially happy to see me when I got home, too.
And you know, this is where a Whopper, or any food scented spray fails. I like dogs and all, but I don’t need a pack of them chasing me down because I smell like a Whopper.
skb
I’ve found what I’m going to put into my brother’s stocking. With any luck, his fiancee won’t hate me!
This is the PERFECT gag gift. Emphasis on the “gag.”
Scooter
That’s a great prank waiting to happen, buy it and spray down others cubicles. (insert evil laugh)
bamaqueen
OMG it’s sold out already! I was going to order it as a gag gift…. lol dang…
jemsonweed
I can’t wait till Captain D’s comes out with fi’sh’e body spray…. woohoo!
Of course BOD has Garlitee’ coming soon too.
mmmm
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